Dan T. Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 But my story is the opposite. Everytime I have sex on Skins Gameday, we lose. So I have a no sex mandate on gamedays. My GF gets very upset! Maybe I can help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ST is my boy Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Maybe I can help. buahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tone_dubbz Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 sex>football Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins Rock Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 sex>football whats even better is football after sex, especially if the skins win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Dave Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 It's time to trade that wife in for one that is a real Redskins fan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goflyhelo Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Guys, there's too many women in this world who want to have sex without this blasphemy. Trust me on this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailinginSeattle Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Not happenin captain. She would be giving it up eventually and I'd get mines regardless, plus I probably wouldn't mess with anyone who would try some bs like that anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Nickname your wife "Redskins". Problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifty Gut Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 sounds like it's time for a divorce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 you like the Redskins too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boofMcboof Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Actually for the last 17 years we have sucked, so I'd just be telling the truth. I only admit to the Redskins' sucking to other 'skins fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wshngtn1 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Only thing better than the Skins is sex, so yeah, I'd say it. But then I'd make her say the Kentucky Wildcats suck (basketball) and then she'd say no, get dressed and walk away and I'd lose at everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Dominion Monarch 06 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 The only time i'll justify saying that is when ladell touches the ball other than that, never! but what i'm trying to say is that if during a game ladell gets the hand-off and my girl poses that question then yes, i'm gettin' some Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins Rock Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 The only time i'll justify saying that is when ladell touches the ballother than that, never! but what i'm trying to say is that if during a game ladell gets the hand-off and my girl poses that question then yes, i'm gettin' some :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKOALSKIN Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 will never happen. any woman that asks me to say "redskins suck" will no longer be in my room or anywhere near me. And you will remain a Virgin for the rest of your days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I'd say, "then you aren't getting any either baby". It bothers women just as much as men, and I can just as soon go without it as she can. I don't like the thought of putting 1 person in a relationship in control of when you do or don't have sex. Unless you have some problems she wants it, she just hides it better than you do. Don't give in and say the redskins suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 some people value football too much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Someone will blink eventually, but it won't be me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I would say the redskins may suck, but youre the only one sucking tonight!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. S Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 shoot, I mean they currently do suck, so no real problem saying it. I'd just phrase it like that "sure honey, the redskins did suck this past season" and just keep hedging it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spjunkies Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I have no problem saying the Redskins suck because they do :hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slateman Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 In a heartbeat. I would say "Redskins suck" the whole time if it meant sex. Sex > all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isle-hawg Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Sorry OP but you are the poster child for being ***** whipped. You should have **** canned her right then and there! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[[ghost]] Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 Skins>Sex Go downtown with $30 and you'll get the same thing without turning your back on your team. You might get other surprises, but at least your dignity will be in tact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
matty dread Posted May 16, 2009 Share Posted May 16, 2009 C'mon, no brainer. Skins suck. Just because you say it, it doesn't mean you mean it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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