Skins Rock Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 My wife knows my passion for the Skins as evidenced by the Sean Taylor jersey I gave to her as one of the gifts when we were wed, and the bunch of other things that we fans do to show our passion. So, this is what happened, after getting married to my wife over a year ago and spending a couple months with her, I couldn’t see her for close to a year because of circumstance. Of course, we missed each other dearly. When I finally saw her, she decided to play a cruel cruel cruel trick on me to mess with me. Without going into detail, after getting me hot and bothered, she says to me, “If you want to get some, you have to say Redskins suck.” Now, I hadn’t seen her for close to a year, and after some thought I gave in and said it. Although, I felt awful afterwards (by afterwards, I mean the next day, as that night was great), I can’t say I wouldn’t do the same thing all over if I was presented with the same situation. So, I pose this question to Skins fans: If your significant other asked you to say “Redskins Suck” in order to have sex, would you say it? I know we are all loyal fans, I am too, I have missed only three games since I was 9 years old and love my Skins, but seriously put yourself in that situation and really think about it. I even made the poll confidential for those that are afraid of having their loyalties questioned. Also, I am curious to see if this has happened to others, so please share similar stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Cross your fingers behind your back when you say it. Therefore you get the prize and you protected against blasphemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 will never happen. any woman that asks me to say "redskins suck" will no longer be in my room or anywhere near me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimm Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I would just have a wank and wait her out, she will want it eventually. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamyesme1111 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Somthing similiar has happened to me before but if your boutta sleep together anyways that means she has to be somewhat in the mood herself so you could just refuse...I mean I am stubborn when it comes to stuff like that, so yeah I mean in my case she gave in anyways when I refused... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
terpskins10 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 What a mean, mean lady! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins Rock Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 Cross your fingers behind your back when you say it. Therefore you get the prize and you protected against blasphemy. Believe me, I felt odd, but what u gonna do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I would just have a wank and wait her out, she will want it eventually. Agreed. My girl knows better, she'd have better luck asking me to tuck my penis in and run around the house singing Genie In A Bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins Rock Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 What a mean, mean lady! I love my wife dearly, but I said the same thing to her at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JVSkins n Hokies Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 hmm, I feel like I yell "the redskins suck" at some point during every game.... but that's due to circumstance and my tendency to overreact. I wouldn't due it for sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I'd know she wasn't meant to be mine and move on with my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Throw him into the Lake of Fire. :jk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 As Liz Lemon would say, Shut it Down! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhouse Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I guess I'm not extreme enough.....I would be a cowboys fan by the time we're done. Really though...it's obviously a haha funny joke/trick I see no problem saying it. In return you can get back at her with something she's also passionate about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Agreed. My girl knows better, she'd have better luck asking me to tuck my penis in and run around the house singing Genie In A Bottle. so in other words wait until Tuesdays... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drop Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Make it two girls asking me to say it and you've got a deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins Rock Posted May 15, 2009 Author Share Posted May 15, 2009 I would just have a wank and wait her out, she will want it eventually. I hadn't seen her for nearly a year so I wasn't trying to wait any longer, plus I think she probably would have more will power than I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Agreed. My girl knows better, she'd have better luck asking me to tuck my penis in and run around the house singing Genie In A Bottle. Did you sing on key? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TMK9973 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Let me say it this way Hot Chick I would say it as loud as they want me to. 2 (or more) together, I woudl scream it at the top of my lungs My WIFE telling me to say it - I would reconsider why I married her and try to figure out why the women I thought was a partner in my life now wants me to discount a true passion of mine. Only half joking in this post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IbleedBnG83 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I'll take sex any day! Pffft. I say the Redskins suck all the time out of anger after they lose a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AKM311 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 LOL, funny story! Well since you didn't see each other for close to a year, you gotta do what you gotta do to get laid. But my story is the opposite. Everytime I have sex on Skins Gameday, we lose. So I have a no sex mandate on gamedays. My GF gets very upset! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
addicted Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I'd say anything for some sex....Redskins SUCK, now wheres the pay off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Actually for the last 17 years we have sucked, so I'd just be telling the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 Actually for the last 17 years we have sucked, so I'd just be telling the truth. not you too PJ. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chachie Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I'll take sex any day! Pffft. I say the Redskins suck all the time out of anger after they lose a game. Exactly. Many years the Redskins do in fact suck. No harm in saying it. I love the Wizards too but hey- they currently suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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