Kosher Ham Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Hell yeah, i'd get drunk with Barack Obama!!! You'd get drunk with Michael Jackson... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Of course I would! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Take two. Not only would I dunk on him, but I'd back up and make sure the cameras were rolling and dunk on him again just to make sure they got my good side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titaw Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I would much rather send his shot, than dunk on him, because to have your shot sent is WAAAAAAAYYYYY more embarrassing than being dunked on but that just my opinion. To answer your question thought, every damn chance I got. Then I would make sure that I hred my own personal photographer to document the act and have it posterized and sell it as a republican motivational poster. Hey, we haven't strayed too far away from capitalism yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaxBuddy21 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I would probably get called a racist for dunking on him and then Wanda Sykes would be hoping I died along with Rush. It would be a political debacle and another case of the white man keeping the black man down. So hell yea I would dunk on him if I could. I would dunk on anyone including a midget if I could dunk. And then I would go and make them pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titaw Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I would probably get called a racist for dunking on him and then Wanda Sykes would be hoping I died along with Rush. It would be a political debacle and another case of the white man keeping the black man down. So hell yea I would dunk on him if I could. I would dunk on anyone including a midget if I could dunk. And then I would go and make them pancakes. As long as it's shirts vs. blouses! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 It would all depend. If POTUS was talking smack all game. Hells yeah. If it's just a chill, polite run I may ease up and go with the finger roll. Question is would Barack take a charge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 If I could dunk, I'd dunk on everyone, all the time. I'd walk around with a hoop and just set it up in the middle of the street and dunk on anyone who walked near it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 There's not a soul on this earth above a good dunkin'. Especially if you can't dunk. The ability to do so puts you on a different plain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCranon21 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Hell yeah I'd dunk on him, Vince Carter style before the knee surgeries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 If I could dunk, I'd dunk on everyone, all the time. I'd walk around with a hoop and just set it up in the middle of the street and dunk on anyone who walked near it. This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 so 95% of you hate america and its democratic ideals huh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 so 95% of you hate america and its democratic ideals huh? That is not what the question was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mickalino Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 so 95% of you hate america and its democratic ideals huh? no, not democratic, but obamacratic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buenosdiaz Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 haha i know thats not what the question was i just enjoy those kind of statements kind of like the you support this war or support terrorism statements lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike619 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 ill dunk on all of you and then laugh while i dance in your blood!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TGI Jef Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 i am an equal opportunity posterizer what could possibly be more democratic than that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 so 95% of you hate america and its democratic ideals huh? Nope, Id just dunk on the guy and not get into politics... Id dunk all over the Pope as well, just like Carry in the Cable Guy too, makes no difference, and I a Catholic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I would dunk on him repeatedly, and talk mad ****. Like, "yea, that is my Air Force One impression fool!" or "The Navy Seal snipers cant help you now!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
December90 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 If I could dunk, I would dunk on just about anyone. Even a paraplegic-down-syndrome-pygmy-veteran-baby. FACE! Although accurate, that is not a nice thing to call the President... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 If I could dunk, I'd dunk on everyone, all the time. I'd walk around with a hoop and just set it up in the middle of the street and dunk on anyone who walked near it. Pretty much right here is the answer. People would be yelling out their windows: "Hey dumbass! It's three freaking o'clock in the morning. Stop that damn dunking already and let us get some sleep!" And I wouldn't stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
December90 Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Pretty much right here is the answer.People would be yelling out their windows: "Hey dumbass! It's three freaking o'clock in the morning. Stop that damn dunking already and let us get some sleep!" And I wouldn't stop. so in 1 sentence you are admitting that 1) you cannot dunk and 2) you are one rude SOB who couldn't care less about your neighbors...:hysterical: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 so in 1 sentence you are admitting that 1) you cannot dunk and 2) you are one rude SOB who couldn't care less about your neighbors...:hysterical: Yep. I would dunk until I broke the rim (and both of my wrists). And when I healed I would set up the net in front of YOUR house and dunk some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 I'd dunk on his ass and then block his shot and give him the Mutombo finger wave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 i would happily leave scrotum skidmarks on his forehead... (and then happily vote for him again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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