Jumbo Posted September 22, 2011 Author Share Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) "A haiku sung in the style of Opera Man" Romo sits to pee el pain-O Orakpo mucho hit-O Sad Cowboy fan-O's lmao riggo--love "family pt 2" Edited September 22, 2011 by Jumbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) The Praising of Romo sits to pee He's cracked a rib He's punctured a lung The praises of Romo sits to pee have truly been sung But on Monday Night Football it goes to his head If he plays in this game, he might end up dead. ---------- Post added September-22nd-2011 at 12:04 PM ---------- Monday Evening Their helmets are silver Their jerseys are white Their symbol is blue They're in for a fight The Washington Redskins are coming to town And Dallas will lose in a major letdown For Romo sits to pee and Austin and Jones are pained If they take the field, it will be blood-stained Because Ryan and Bryan are licking their chops And Haslett will pull out all of the stops The Cowboys are done, they have not a prayer Destroyed on the ground and gashed through the air. Edited September 22, 2011 by No_Pressure 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mzkp54 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Monday Night Football Where we will show the nation How much Dallas sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dbcooper Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 (edited) Ahem... The cowpukes are lame And the media, the same Monday, bring the pain ---------- Post added September-22nd-2011 at 12:30 PM ---------- That team from dallas they can suck it, <edited content to comply with forum rules---dude, that one would be a ban 9 times out of 10> Sorry jumbo, rule 6, I know them, I thought it would asterisk out, I will double check my posts. Thank you for the edit. Edited September 22, 2011 by dbcooper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieHard86 Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Born, raised in DC Texas? No, never been Straight up bama, yo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HailYeah Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 Oh, hail the eff yeah The weekend is upon us Monday is here soon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreciating Posted September 22, 2011 Share Posted September 22, 2011 <edited by staff> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted November 25, 2017 Author Share Posted November 25, 2017 A little spelunking in the archives yields some golden oldies for Dallas Week Pt. Deux 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetThePointsSoar Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 Hail To The Redskins. Jerry fights the league office. Oh yeah, **** Dallass. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dissident2 Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 How 'bout dem cowboys? Ignorance mixed with stupor Pantaloons shat in 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILikeBilly Posted November 25, 2017 Share Posted November 25, 2017 A one star rating The worst even when winning Cow girls suck red skin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Suspended Ewok Sack the Dak with football folley Jerruh sue the League 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skins4eva Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Off to Jerry world Cowgirls crap the bed again Jones wants gloryhole 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetThePointsSoar Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Yes, it's Dallas week. Their fans have no football sense. Dumbest fans alive. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MassSkinsFan Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Putting up with stupid See the huddle arrested and convicted Why is this ESPN’s team? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Skeletor Falling Bride KellyAnn not calling Zekeless O stalling 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetThePointsSoar Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Dallas Cowboys suck. Dallas Cowboys really suck. Dallas really sucks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Who can write Haiku Without counting on fingers? Redskins fans, that's who. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reaper Skins Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 A QB named Dak Wide receivers hooked on crack This franchise is whack. All hype and no grit These cowpies think they're the **** One hit and they'll quit. Cousins to Doctson Will negate Almo's homerun These turkeys are done 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TK Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Playbook McFadden Half our team is on eye are No room to go sign 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 "Hoedown" is 14 years old now. I guess i should write a new one for the thread. til then, enjoy this but don't mind the lousy animation and art. i was new at it!http://web.archive.org/web/20111017132341/http://bangcartoon.com/2003/hoedown.htm ~Bang 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armstrong001 Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 (edited) A Dallas Fan's Loss Wife left with the dog At least Dak will bring a win My sorrow remains Edited November 27, 2017 by armstrong001 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetThePointsSoar Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 Win and stay alive. We are getting healthier. Ten and six gets in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILikeBilly Posted November 27, 2017 Share Posted November 27, 2017 (edited) QBs Joe, Doug, Mark Champions that we all love Kirk will be the next Edited November 27, 2017 by ILikeBilly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LetThePointsSoar Posted November 29, 2017 Share Posted November 29, 2017 They can't run the ball Because that inbred Ewok Is still suspended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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