Jumbo Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 I wasn't going to do this this year given the tone as I see it in the Stadium, but what the hell. Seeing the other guys still trying their best, lets do it. Put your **** Dallas poems/haikus right here. But only poems/haiku. Capiche? Dallas Fan Haiku BEAUTY Naked in repose Silvery silhouette girls Adorn my mudflaps REMORSE A painful sadness Can't fit Big Screen TV through Double-wide's front door OPTIONS Unemployment's out Hey, maybe I can git on Disability BLAZE Distant sirens scream Dumb-ass Vern's been mowing with Gasoline again A NEW MOON Flashlights pierce darkness No nightcrawlers to be found Guess we'll dig some frogs EXUBERANCE Joyous, playful, bright Trailer park girl rolls in puddle Of old motor oil ALONE Seeking solitude Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for Restraining order DESIRE Damn, in that tube-top You make me almost forget That you're my cousin HATRED I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood Damn Jeff Gordon DRAMA Set the VCR Dukes of Hazard Marathon Starts at 9 o'clock DEPRIVED In Wal-Mart toy aisle Wailing boy wants rasslin doll Mama whups his ass NO SIGNAL White noise, buzzing static Call Earl; the satellite dish Needs new descrambler IMPOUNDED Sixty five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My El Camino GATHERING In early morning mist Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man PRIDE Grinning, he displays The nine hundred beer cans that Fill his pick-up bed 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 :rotflmao: Those are great Jumbo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Good stuff :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :laugh: :laugh: IMPOUNDED Sixty five dollars And cyclone fence keeps me from My El Camino GATHERING In early morning mist Mama searches Circle K for Moon Pies and Red Man :notworthy genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 I live in Dallas. I see the silver and blue It makes me so sick. I choose to ignore I put on my burgundy I put on my gold I see the people They look at me with distain But I do not care I am a smart blonde I know what I have to do Hail to the Redskins! Blondie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rdskn4Lyf21 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 I say "**** DALLAS" Washington is my fav team, Bleed burgundy/gold! Haha, that sucked, but my first haiku since 9th grade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Redskins are burgundy, Cowboys are blue. Skins smell like roses, Cowboys like pooh. ____________________________________________________________ 3-6-9, the Redskins dine, On maggot lookin' Cowboys with the Swiss cheese line. The line broke, the quarterback choked, and thet buried Tony Romo sits to pee like a pig in a poke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 Tears in my eyes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 COMEDY Jumbo, great stuff man Each one better than the last Remind us Pukes suck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWinzit Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Hygiene Worship da lone star Distinctive, big and blue Just like my tooth Deliverance Me'n cuz'n Billyjobob Frost on the pumpkin Dueling banjoes squeal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinInExile Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 FORBIDDEN LOVE Romo sits to pee and TO Perhaps a little too close Like Brokeback Mountain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 SMOOCH So they say Tuna Now likes to smooch with grown men He can kiss my ***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barney B Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Wow, these are great. :laugh: A Cowboys limerick: A Cowboys groupie named Alice For some action, drove down to Dallas. But, her self-esteem dented, She returned and lamented, "Not a one of them boys has a phallus!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
U C S D SkinsFan Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 DEPRIVED In Wal-Mart toy aisle Wailing boy wants rasslin doll Mama whups his ass this one kills me, these are so funny jumbo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No_Pressure Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Tresspassing The Cows sleep in the field Dirk and Skeeter go for the tip Mr. Warren loads his shotgun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmorris Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 C-Cup Look at those big cones! Nipples like a stack of dimes Tuna needs the "Bro!" Redneck Talent With hands on her hips my mamma says, "kiss my Grits!" marlboro in her mouth Crack Head Lullaby On the football field many rows of snow white lines and no Mike Irvin Tiny Dancer Odd, you do not care that TO spiked the football on your silly star Let me Count the Ways Madden loves Brett Favre Like some 'tuff actin nactin' or Dr. Pepper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussieskin Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I live in aussie land of green and gold no silver here and no blue thats good cos they smell like you know what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ax Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Emptiness Needles on E The final frontier A Cowboy fans brain The Cowboy Way My mother My sister My wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 HATRED I curse the rainbow Emblazoned upon his hood Damn Jeff Gordon CLASSIC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Bandwagon Thousands appear when victories are near but let the silver ship sink why no rats in the drink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff_K Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 For the Skins we cheer For Dallas we see failure Hail to the Redskins ********** Down with the Cowboys They have no chance to win this They should just stay home ************* We root for the Skins To beat the evil cowboys Our fans are the best *********** Haiku is, today, a 17-syllable verse form consisting of three metrical units of 5, 7, and 5 syllables. just an fyi ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskin81 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Toilet stadium The hole in the roof makes me wish I could tower over it and piss all over the blue star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fmorris Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Toilet stadiumThe hole in the roof makes me wish I could tower over it and piss all over the blue star. Didn't TO already do that? :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 HOW MUCH DO I HATE DALLAS? A HOGKU: I hate Al Qaeda But if they played the Cowboys I would root for them (To the tune of Gilligan's Island...or Amazing Grace) Juuuuuuust.... Sit right back and hear a tale, Of the brokeback boys in blue, They walked into our FedEx Field, And thought they'd win, it's true. But Joe Gibbs had a different plan, For Redskin vic-tor-y, And all the REAL Redskin fans, You know we believed. The game, it started getting rough, And Brunell he was tossed, But he got right back up again, And said, "This game's not lost." Brunell, he looked across the field, And Moss he did not see, Instead he threw to 80-something, I think it was 83. Now Thrash he took that ol' pigskin, And chugged it up the field, It felt just like that Monday night, That was almost surreal. Just like that fateful Monday night, Thrash converted third and long, Brunell ran like a 20-year old, And led us in this song: Hail to those mighty Redskins, lad, A team so tried and true! As a life long fan, I still believe, And I hope you do to! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tr1 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Just awesome! Thanks Jumbo...great job by all! And not one puke fan ruined the party... This made my night.... Just excellent! :applause: :applause: :applause: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubba9497 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 And not one puke fan ruined the party... because they don't know what a haiku is :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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