C-Cup
Look at those big cones!
Nipples like a stack of dimes
Tuna needs the "Bro!"
Redneck Talent
With hands on her hips
my mamma says, "kiss my Grits!"
marlboro in her mouth
Crack Head Lullaby
On the football field
many rows of snow white lines
and no Mike Irvin
Tiny Dancer
Odd, you do not care
that TO spiked the football
on your silly star
Let me Count the Ways
Madden loves Brett Favre
Like some 'tuff actin nactin'
or Dr. Pepper