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Redskins vs Cowboys Rivalry Quotes

Who should get the bulk of the carries Sunday night?  

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  1. 1. Who should get the bulk of the carries Sunday night?

    • TJ "the plow" Duckett
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    • Ladell "I tripped over a blade of grass" Betts
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Sort of my "annual quote" for Dallas week on ES, born long ago before haiku was so familiar to the gaijan :D

Dallas Fan Haiku

BEAUTY

Naked in repose

Silvery silhouette girls

Adorn my mudflaps

REMORSE

A painful sadness

Can't fit Big Screen TV through

Double-wide's front door

OPTIONS

Unemployment's out

Hey, maybe I can git on

Disability

BLAZE

Distant sirens scream

Dumb-ass Vern's been mowing with

Gasoline again

A NEW MOON

Flashlights pierce darkness

No nightcrawlers to be found

Guess we'll dig some frogs

EXUBERANCE

Joyous, playful, bright

Trailer park girl rolls in puddle

Of old motor oil

ALONE

Seeking solitude

Carl's ex-wife Tammy files for

Restraining order

DESIRE

Damn, in that tube-top

You make me almost forget

That you're my cousin

HATRED

I curse the rainbow

Emblazoned upon his hood

Damn Jeff Gordon

DRAMA

Set the VCR

Dukes of Hazard Marathon

Starts at 9 o'clock

DEPRIVED

In Wal-Mart toy aisle

Wailing boy wants rasslin doll

Mama whups his ass

NO SIGNAL

White noise, buzzing static

Call Earl; the satellite dish

Needs new descrambler

IMPOUNDED

Sixty five dollars

And cyclone fence keeps me from

My El Camino

GATHERING

In early morning mist

Mama searches Circle K for

Moon Pies and Red Man

PRIDE

Grinning, he displays

The nine hundred beer cans that

Fill his pick-up bed

:dallasuck:

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Not exactly Dallas related but one of my favorite Skins quotes is when then president Edward Bennett Williams said of George Allen, "I gave him an unlimited budget and he exceeded it."

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I read this post for every Dallass-Skins game. Kudos to Mark. It was great meeting you prior to the Giants/Skins MNF game. I can't wait for Sunday night.

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Joe Gibbs famous qoute, "The Dallas Cowboys fans are the most ugliest people in the world'

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"I mean, nothing but cold water. Damn Redskins. And you know they've got hot water. You know they're showering good."

-Harvey Martin. Billy Kilmer later confirmed that Allen had ordered Redskins Equipment manager Tom McVean to turn off the hot water leading to the visiting locker room when Dallas was in town.

Man, when I saw hat quote, I wanted to kick my computer screen in. Hell Ya!!!

Hail

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Does anybody have the video of Fred Smoot in the DB huddle before the game when he said "We talkin bout Redskins - Dallas... Ain't s*** else to say! Now lets go out here and ride on 'em!"

Also I'd like to paraphrase Lorenzo Alexander's response to the guy that said hit rg3 even if it gets then a penalty. He said something like "well we got helmets and shoulder pads too, so if they wanna take it there we can take it there." I got hype at work when i heard him say that to doc and b mitch.

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"Die you dogs. Die you Dallas dogs."

- Sam Wyche

>> I believe the quote is "Die you dogs die. Die you yellow dogs."

I don't think so. I got this quote from print, and then I also heard him say it on video while standing on the sidelines during the game in one of the youtube vids.

Maybe he quoted twice?

---------- Post added December-30th-2012 at 06:09 AM ----------

Does anybody have the video of Fred Smoot in the DB huddle before the game when he said "We talkin bout Redskins - Dallas... Ain't s*** else to say! Now lets go out here and ride on 'em!"

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Here's my new quote:

Eat it, Dallas!!! (and I don't mean turkey)

LOL

So the spanish version is like Maradona said: Suck it (chupenla)

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