Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 I'm taking my ole car to my moms place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 56 minutes ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: I'm taking my ole car to my moms place. Dear Penthouse...I'll show myself out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 hour ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: I'm taking my ole car to my moms place. Again, are the keys in the car ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Nope. Regardless I'm locked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Then you are as bad with keys as you are with your ankles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 I have the key. I'm still locked out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 What is this, some ole Batman/Riddler face-off? Adam West voice: You have the key, but you're still locked out. You have the key...but you're STILL, locked out. I think I've figured it out, Robin. He's STILL locked out. He's STILL. As in, can't move, because of his ankles! He has the KEY, but he's still, and therefore is locked out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Sigh I figured I wouldn't have to explain myself and y'all would just accept that I'm locked out. Door handle to my old car doesn't work. I can unlock it but it still won't open. There is no key hole on the passenger side or the trunk. The car has a trick were if you turn the key to left and hold it the windows roll down. The car battery is dead and the hood isn't accessible without getting inside the car. Therefore, I am unlocked. Seriously. I'm not that dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Grapefruit is not good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dfitzo53 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 3 hours ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: I have the key. I'm still locked out I think Doc got Jedi Mind Tricked. Doc: Hey Obi-Wan, I found my key! I don't need you to open the car with The Force. Obi-Wan: You have the key. You're still locked out. Doc: I have the key. I'm still locked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 17 hours ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: That's like a year and half ago man. Btw a couple months ago she admitted she was wrong about that. So this was glossed over... who ended up being the culprit? Was there make up sex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer_FFX Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 13 minutes ago, Enforcer_FFX said: Dressing for work pic lolz, it took me forever to wear jeans to work at this job. Yesterday I wore my black, dirty south FUBU hoodie : ) Still prefer kargo pants and polo shirt 8 hours ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: Sigh I figured I wouldn't have to explain myself and y'all would just accept that I'm locked out. Door handle to my old car doesn't work. I can unlock it but it still won't open. There is no key hole on the passenger side or the trunk. The car has a trick were if you turn the key to left and hold it the windows roll down. The car battery is dead and the hood isn't accessible without getting inside the car. Therefore, I am unlocked. Seriously. I'm not that dumb. Can you open the trunk and push the back seats forward? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 19 minutes ago, Renegade7 said: Can you open the trunk and push the back seats forward? And what...crawl through the trunk into the back seat?! With those ankles??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 21 minutes ago, Renegade7 said: lolz, it took me forever to wear jeans to work at this job. Yesterday I wore my black, dirty south FUBU hoodie : ) Still prefer kargo pants and polo shirt Can you open the trunk and push the back seats forward? nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Need some poison today. Can't decide on t-rex wings/mambo sauce or some chili dogs and fries from Checkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 14 minutes ago, Dr. Do Itch Big said: nope You may have already answered this, but why haven't you called AAA or a locksmith yet? Can you pry the door at all? Done that before and used my car's radio antenna to hit the lock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Man, I had the best wings last Friday at this local joint. They had a smoker—fat, smoked wings. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 1 minute ago, Renegade7 said: You may have already answered this, but why haven't you called AAA or a locksmith yet? Can you pry the door at all? Done that before and used my car's radio antenna to hit the lock. I don't have triple AAA, I'm going to call a locksmith tomorrow. I'm trying to find out if the campus transportation services will unlock my car for me even though it isn't on campus. Was checking my snap, i Have like a whole conversation about hooking my friend up with my other friend. I dunno when that happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 11 minutes ago, Elessar78 said: Man, I had the best wings last Friday at this local joint. They had a smoker—fat, smoked wings. I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. Smoked wings for the win. I can barely even deal with fried wings anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 16 minutes ago, TryTheBeal! said: Smoked wings for the win. I can barely even deal with fried wings anymore. Truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 35 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: Need some poison today. Can't decide on t-rex wings/mambo sauce or some chili dogs and fries from Checkers. those fries from checkers are fire emoji Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Just now, Dr. Do Itch Big said: those fries from checkers are fire emoji Best chain fries out there. Artery clogging goodness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Just now, Mr. Sinister said: Best chain fries out there. Artery clogging goodness I agree 1000% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 Digging the selfie in Chew's av. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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