CrypticVillain Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 We have a team a single win away from a conference finals. This is not a test.So is it safe for me to watch game 5 or should I just stay away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamebreaker Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 So, I took a part time job at CVS working nights. Saw this big dude come in, so I ask him if he was a bouncer when he came over to check out. Turns out he works in IT, broski missed his calling. I stood there for a minute staring at some cougars ass who was standing in line at the pharmacy, completely forgot about the customer. LOL! You are clearly ****ing with me but funny nonetheless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 So I Googled what Grinder was, smh. Of course, a co-worker walks past my desk and looks at my screen at the same exact time. He says "uh huh" and keeps walking. This day is not starting off well. damn, sorry dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Some folks on the seahawks forum saying the Patriots should be stripped of their superbowl victory, this making seattle the champs. Ironic since outside of the Pats, I'd put the Seahawks as the 2nd most cheatingest team. Yes, cheatingest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rictus58 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Ironic since outside of the Pats, I'd put the Seahawks as the 2nd most cheatingest team. Yes, cheatingest. What did Seadderal ever do to cheat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 What did Seadderal ever do to cheat? Sherman et al hug opposing WR's so much they should all be named Mayweather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 random thought that me and a buddy at work were thinking about....has a white basketball/baseball/football player ever had a major shoe contract? I'm talking the big boy brands...Nike, Reebok, Adidas. We both wanted to say there had to be a baseball player in there somewhere that maybe we forgot about, but I can't think of any basketball or football players. if not, that's messed up lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Larry Bird and Converse. Also, Joe Namath and Puma. But yeah..I get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Evan Longoria reps Nike. Jason Witten, Matt Ryan, Brees. I'm sure there are/were plenty more across all the brands. http://www.athletepromotions.com/nike-endorsements.php Both Mannings for Reebok http://www.athletepromotions.com/reebok-endorsements.php If you back out to here on that website: http://www.athletepromotions.com/athlete-product-endorsements.php It has the main brands, click on one and it lists athletes. Not sure if everyone is listed or not, this might just be specific to this one booking agency. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The only endorsement we need to be concerned about is one we need to get our boy Doc hooked up with, DonJon RocketSoc, so he has a never ending supply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Nah we need to get that man a recliner and a subscription to Netflix or something. And the only way he can leave the house is if he can get past Allen Iverson in the foyer, and not get crossed up into a pretzel of sadness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Is the sloth named after the sin or is the sin named after the animal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Man, one of these days you guys are gonna make Doc hurt himself.... Donjon Rocketsoc, crossed into a pretzel of sadness. man that **** hurt MY feelings just reading it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 All he had to do was watch Night of The Living Dead like he said he would... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 HyperIce, for the professional injured. http://hyperice.com/product/utility.html Oh and this is their foam roller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 All he had to do was watch Night of The Living Dead like he said he would... Good point. Torch the ****. Death by the cross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Good point. Torch the ****. Death by the cross Death by the cross? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Death by the cross? Ouch. Heard about that on the radio, hadn't seen it yet. Just as bad as they described lol. Only thing that can cure that kinda heartache is a hug from mom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 The guy he nastied is one of the best defenders in the world too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 So the Cowboys have signed La'El Collins. ****es. I really wish McCloughan had gone after this guy. Instead he finds himself with a rival. Seems like everytime there's some crazy talent out there, it finds its way to our division. Seriously, there's 28 other teams out there. Go away. Now these assholes get another beast on their o-line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 ****! Dallas just signed Collins. That is bull****, NFL needs to change the rule on players that declare eligible for the draft. If they don't sign after drafted, fine, but the teams own your rights forever. And they can trade your rights to another team or keep them, but you absolutely have no control. I'm so ****ing pissed right now. That ****ing Skeletor looking mother ****er just got a top 15 talent for nothing. They basically will have four 1st round picks on that o-line. Why would no team say **** it and draft him in the 7th anyhow? I would have. Little prick threatens to sit out, so be it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Adidas owns reebok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Randy Gregory, Greg Hardy, La'el Collins - that's a lot of....turmoil on one team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Adidas owns reebok. Whatever, man. You need to own a copy of Serpico or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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