S.T.real,lights,out Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Aw mawh gawd its happening a real life gurl is coming over to my apartment tomorrow omg omg okay what do I do? Do I put on scented candles? My room is a mess I got to wash everything and clean everything. Do I need to scrub the floors? Should I have music playing? Condoms do I need condoms? Are there instructions how to put one on? I should clean my bathroom out completely make sure there is not a single piece of hair in the sink. Make the toilet smell like flowers? Do I put flowers on the bed is that too much? Snack I need to go buy snacks and drinks. okay what else what else do I act like a wigger or no? Do I use my regualr personality even tho I really don't remember what that was because I've been a troll for too long to remember what I was in real life? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 stop hyperventilating. re-read your post. the answers are obvious. congrats, by the way, be yourself and seal the deal. I hope you don't wake up missing a kidney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I don't think I've ever come across someone that needed this much attention... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 omg okay what do I do? is this a trick question? what do you do? YOU GIVE HER THE D, with extreme prejudice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 is this a trick question? what do you do? YOU GIVE HER THE D, with extreme prejudice. But like what do I say tho? Guh this is like a math question and I suck at math guh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVAbrendan Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Aw mawh gawd its happening a real life gurl is coming over to my apartment tomorrow omg omg okay what do I do? Do I put on scented candles? My room is a mess I got to wash everything and clean everything. Do I need to scrub the floors? Should I have music playing? Condoms do I need condoms? Are there instructions how to put one on? I should clean my bathroom out completely make sure there is not a single piece of hair in the sink. Make the toilet smell like flowers? Do I put flowers on the bed is that too much? Snack I need to go buy snacks and drinks. okay what else what else do I act like a wigger or no? Do I use my regualr personality even tho I really don't remember what that was because I've been a troll for too long to remember what I was in real life? Nah, forget the condoms. They're for suckers. Definitely have music playing as she walks in...something classy like Blackstreet. Cleaning out the bathroom is a good idea, but don't go overboard (she'll think youre trying too hard). Flowers on the bed, yes... go for sunflowers... much more meaningful than roses. Snacks, yes. Drinks, yes. Go for anything that tastes good with hot sauce or ranch dressing. Drinks, Diet Dr Pepper all the way. You'll also want to act like a wigger, chicks love that. I know whenever I see a herd of wiggers walking around, they ALWAYS have chicks on their arms. Good luck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 is this a trick question? No Its a dumb question. No one is that clueless. BTW, scented candles and wine is my specialty. But she has to already be into, otherwise you will run her off. Knowing MoCo, if he is for real, he probably got his signals severely crossed, and she thinks she's coming over for some studying, on a night that will surely end with a restraining order being filed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Nah, forget the condoms. They're for suckers. Seriously. Think about all those single moms on the TV: "I was young and single when it happened, but _________ (insert child's name) has been the best thing to happen to me. I wouldn't change a thing." Are you going to rob her of that lifetime of joy and rationalizations? Don't be a monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Nah, forget the condoms. They're for suckers. Definitely have music playing as she walks in...something classy like Blackstreet. I'd recommend 112. Much more classier Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Come at her with the open silk shirt like the Rock. All oiled up, smelling like someone tried to drown you in a tub of cologne, waiting for her at the door like BAM! Let her know what the deal is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 But like what do I say tho? "sup girl, welcome to the king's castle...ya know what i'm sayin? yo girl, dizaaaam! you lookin' hella fine in them jeans! " make sure to wear a tight fitting polo, pop the collar. wear your bro-iest hat with the most curve in the brim. guaranteed she'll drop trou Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 "sup girl, welcome to the king's castle...ya know what i'm sayin? yo girl, dizaaaam! you lookin' hella fine in them jeans! " make sure to wear a tight fitting polo, pop the collar. wear your bro-iest hat with the most curve in the brim. guaranteed she'll drop trou After he revives her. That is WAY too much swag for her stay conscious when she sees yer boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I know that her favorite **** is also Three 6 so ima be playing that lol I also know she has the same sense of humor that I do. And when I asked if she wanted to go out someplace or come over she said she wants to just come over. So maybe. But in all honesty I'm just messing around I don't plan on anything happening because its just one of those things where I know when somebody is out of my league so don't even bother trying that foolishness because I'll just make everything awkward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVAbrendan Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I envision Mccounty as J-Roc from Trailer Park Boys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 But like what do I say tho? Guh this is like a math question and I suck at math guh Cant go wrong with this...when she comes over she will know the deal man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Be like " My name is Buck....and I'm here to ****" God I wish someone like Candace or MissU was still here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Watching Inning 10 of the Baseball series by Ken Burns. They're talking about the '94 Strike that pretty much crippled baseball for the next decade. I wonder if the same thing would've happened to the NFL in '82 if they didn't come back to play That '94 baseball strike almost killed us bartenders, I know that. I went to Lollapalooza on the day it started. Tom Glavine. Ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Glad Michael Dunn was found guilty. So often in these shooting trials the defendant goes free, when to me it is obvious they are guilty. Now we just gotta get Curtis Reeves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 No Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Woah I didn't know Taraji Henson was from the DMV. SO many famous people from here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Ya dawg, straight outta Oxon. As much as she tries to hide it, she still has a pretty heavy DC accent. Same with Regina Hall, the black chick from scary movie. Another DC hollywood hottie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Y'all fancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Y'all fancy. I'm all about foreplay and setting the mood. 'Tis a lost art. When done right, she will kill for you Or kill you if you try to leave her. Ya dawg, straight outta Oxon. As much as she tries to hide it, she still has a pretty heavy DC accent. You know, I never picked up on it in her movies, but I was watching her on some awards show, and you could definitely hear the PG County in her voice lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 I don't think I've ever come across someone that needed this much attention... You don't remember Mick ? is this a trick question? what do you do? YOU GIVE HER THE D, with extreme prejudice. haha, like there is a shot of that. HAHA. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubble Screen Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Aw mawh gawd its happening a real life gurl is coming over to my apartment tomorrow omg omg okay what do I do? Do I put on scented candles? My room is a mess I got to wash everything and clean everything. Do I need to scrub the floors? Should I have music playing? Condoms do I need condoms? Are there instructions how to put one on? I should clean my bathroom out completely make sure there is not a single piece of hair in the sink. Make the toilet smell like flowers? Do I put flowers on the bed is that too much? Snack I need to go buy snacks and drinks. okay what else what else do I act like a wigger or no? Do I use my regualr personality even tho I really don't remember what that was because I've been a troll for too long to remember what I was in real life? ] If you do indeed have a girl coming over, that can only mean one thing---you ditched the glasses.You're welcome. Glad Michael Dunn was found guilty. So often in these shooting trials the defendant goes free, when to me it is obvious they are guilty. Now we just gotta get Curtis Reeves. I watched the Dunn trial. There was zero chance he was going free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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