Springfield Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 When my first was being born, the cord was wrapped around her neck. Every time my wife would push, the her (the baby's) heart rate would plummet. We had a whole bunch of nurses in the room, ready to rush her in for an emergency c-section. I didn't get to cut her cord, because the doctor had to cut it as soon as the head and neck were through. A nurse got blasted by umbilical blood in the face. She's probably immune to all human diseases now. Yeah the ob that delivered the baby got all dressed up. Looked like she was on the space station getting ready for a space walk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 I got stuck behind some walker from Walking Dead, or a crack whore (not much difference) and she was filling like 10 prescriptions. dude....you're cursed. If there's a god of waiting lines, he/she hates you. Remind me to never go to Disney World with you. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Hey Springy, if you haven't already, when you get a chance go to the drug store and pick up some Mylicon. It's gas relief drops for infants/newborns. It's not expensive and you might not need it, but oh man, its a miracle quick fix when you do. All our friends told us to buy some before Tazette was born. I waited and had to hit the CVS up at 1:30 - 2:00 am to get some one morning. Yes, my bad luck of getting stuck in lines also extends from fast food joints to pharmacies. I got stuck behind some walker from Walking Dead, or a crack whore (not much difference) and she was filling like 10 prescriptions. Anyhow, after the wife gave her the two drops or whatever the dose was, 10 mins later, no crying, gas gone, baby asleep. Thanks for the heads up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 dude....you're cursed. If there's a god of waiting lines, he/she hates you. Remind me to never go to Disney World with you. LOL Disney has the Fast Pass Chewy, it's all good Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Chew, I have 5 episodes of Ray Donovan saved up on the DVR. Heard the end of the season was good but I don't want to go into the Ray Donovan thread and get any spoilers? So I assume it's good since people are still talking about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Chew, I have 5 episodes of Ray Donovan saved up on the DVR. Heard the end of the season was good but I don't want to go into the Ray Donovan thread and get any spoilers? So I assume it's good since people are still talking about it? It's excellent and they hit a grand slam with the finale, imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaGoonie55 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Springy, congrats bro. Prayers and thoughts to you and your growing family. There exist few things in life as fulfilling as having a child. (or maddening lol) Please pass my congrats on to mrs springy. God bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Disney has the Fast Pass Chewy, it's all good True...but with your luck, the fast pass distro system would be down for the park. Taze got me standing in like for 3 hours for Space Mountain. lol So I assume it's good since people are still talking about it? It's excellent and they hit a grand slam with the finale, imo. ^^ What he said. Wish I could erase this seasom from my memory and watch it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Trying to think way back 6 1/2 years ago when Tazette was born about things I wish I had that made life easier. Swaddle pouches/blankets was one of them. I'm not talking about the regular blanket that they use at the hospital, where you have to wrap them up like a baby burrito. I'm talking the ones that you pop them in a pouch and it velcro straps them in tight. Now, I became a master baby burrito wrapper with just the blankets. But they do come lose. I went out to Baby's R' Us a couple of months after she was born and picked up a like 2 or 3 three packs or two packs and man, it made everything easier and faster. Not this specific brand/colors, but it was exactly like this: http://www.toysrus.com/product/index.jsp?productId=3726435&cp=2255957.2273443.2256244.2256249.2256259&fd=%2410.00+-+%2420.00&fd=Summer+Infant&ff=StorePrice&ff=PAD&fv=00001001~-~00002000&fv=Brand+Name+Secondary%2FSummer+Infant&fg=Price&fg=Brand&parentPage=search&navigation=next True...but with your luck, the fast pass distro system would be down for the park. Taze got me standing in like for 3 hours for Space Mountain. lol LOL, ****, this made me choke on my breakfast samich from laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Encourage your wife to breast feed. 1. It's healthier for the baby. 2. You won't have to wake up for feedings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 LOL, ****, this made me choke on my breakfast samich from laughing. its probably from Bojangles too. god i hate you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Where's MoCo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Where's MoCo? He's with hookahboi. His new best friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Where's MoCo? broiling at 350° with some fava beans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Smoked some dokha, was cool but not a big fan of tobacco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Just got busted by a coworker lip syncing to the "Ghooost Faaaceee Killaaaaaah" part of Da Mystery of Chessboxin' (I have head phones on). Still debating whether to go and explain what she just witnessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Gonna be taken over by the 12th man.. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-rJHxCTlkLbg/U1-_OgWXHeI/AAAAAAAAASI/KdWcG19TiKc/s1600/ As much as I hate Seattle, if that actuLly happens, I will laugh my ass off. Just got busted by a coworker lip syncing to the "Ghooost Faaaceee Killaaaaaah" part of Da Mystery of Chessboxin' (I have head phones on). Still debating whether to go and explain what she just witnessed. All you need to do is say Wu Tang. If she doesn't understand then, she's not worthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.T.real,lights,out Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 So the future wife decided that our wedding colors will be Burgundy and Gold.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 All you need to do is say Wu Tang. If she doesn't understand then, she's not worthy right. if she doesn't catch your drift immediately, than the 36 Chambers are too much for her. explaining the Wu to a non-cool chick would be like explaining the concept of god to a dog. But if she wants beef, tell her bring the ruckus... RTT goons ain't nuttin' to **** with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 As much as I hate Seattle, if that actuLly happens, I will laugh my ass off. All you need to do is say Wu Tang. If she doesn't understand then, she's not worthy Missed an opportunity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 All you all have wives and babies and fiances noe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 So the future wife decided that our wedding colors will be Burgundy and Gold.. Life...you just won it. no way in hell my wife would've gone for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 All you all have wives and babies and fiances noe I think I'm heading that way as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 All you all have wives and babies and fiances noe No. Speaking of women though... I'm getting tired of talking to these indecisive women. First one, I thought it was a fluke. Second one, I'm thinking maybe it's me. I'm taking to this one girl and she's doing the same stuff. Shoot, maybe it is me. Maybe I cause the indecisiveness. I'm the indecisivenator! lol Maybe I need to start treating these bammas the way the ought to be treated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted October 2, 2014 Share Posted October 2, 2014 Where's MoCo? Probably marinating, and being sprinkled with paprika Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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