Mr. Sinister Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Wasn't a trooper was it? I think I'd rather get pulled over by Nazis in a Gestapomobile than get pulled over by State Troopers. Little ****s just live to write you a ticket in the most threatening way imaginable lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 And for everyone's sake, don't make em get outta their car in the rain. The entire book is comin' your way. Assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Maybe I should add a disclaimer...not all cops are. But seriously, a bike cop on a back road (heavily traveled), but NO COPS were ever around on the same road when THE SAME NUTVAG *I meant that* passed me every morning with a mother ****in vengeance on my way to the doggy day care. It's a ****ing 2 lane road. ( I wouldn't own a home there if you gave it to me, swear.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 State troopers in Virginia are the worst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 20 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: Wasn't a trooper was it? I think I'd rather get pulled over by Nazis in a Gestapomobile than get pulled over by State Troopers. Depends on the state imo. Had encounters with Colorado, California, Missouri. They were regular folk. Virginia or Kansas are straight Nazis tho. Last ticket I got was in Kansas for speeding. 72 in a 70. Uh huh.... Dude threatened to write me a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt as well. I literally unbuckled it to get my wallet/license out. With the jabroni standing like a foot next to me. He was pissed I passed him in a ol grandmas station wagon. Guarentee it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Mine had me clocked from about a quarter mile away straight up the hill, motioned me to a side street. ****in prick. He could've just yelled SLOW THE **** DOWN from his asshole bullhorn and I woulda complied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Dude... Deepwoods VA troopers are the worst so far that ive encountered. Like beefed up Popeye lookin ass dudes, trooper hat, 80s glimmer sunglasses and bristly mustache types, pointing their lasers at you Be like "Yeeee haw! Gon' get me one today!" Cuz they've got literally nothing else to do 😂 13 minutes ago, Kosher Ham said: State troopers in Virginia are the worst. Beat me to it. Fear of God and **** lol. I'm like "Damn dude, did I kill somebody" Be like "You sassin' me, Miguel?!" [Uppercut] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 25, 2019 Share Posted January 25, 2019 She would still get it. @LadySkinsFan would most likely agree. Hahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 42 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said: And for everyone's sake, don't make em get outta their car in the rain. The entire book is comin' your way. Assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 2 hours ago, Spaceman Spiff said: I also like his sidekick a lot, too. Love Dembe. He's the kind of guy you want in your corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Salma Hayek is the only woman with brown eyes that appeals to me. Normally I like women with light eyes, all my GFs had light eyes, blue in fact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 18 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: Be like "You sassin' me, Miguel?!" [Uppercut] Seriously? I'm probably the only person on this site that has a memory. 💖 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 More heavenly almonds for me... I did know this Russian girl back in college who had the bluest eyes I've ever seen. Freaky, android-like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 My favorite are the ones convinced they are doing the right thing and reminder how right thing isn't always right thing to do. Fine, doing your job, but one time at 19 I was going to get car inspected (expired and told him I was going knowing it might fail but wanted the rejection sticker) and pulled over for speeding. I actually didn't know it, but my license had been suspended for letting my insurance lapse. So not only did he write me multiple, he decided not to give me the customary "you're suspended and now you know" one time warning, and towed my **** right off the interstate. He insisted that by telling me all this he was helping me out, in my head I wanted to push him to traffic for taking money from me I didnt have that could gone to fixing the car. Basically had to Park the car when I got home and do bus for a while instead of getting rejection sticker. I mean, really, some of them are too black and white in regards to protecting and serving via law enforcement. You got $500 fine for not having insurance, I got another one for getting caught driving without it because of him. I guess the favor was not arresting me, but really I woulda lost my car and my job, so who exactly is that helping? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 The song shoulda been called "**** that'll rock you...GREEN EYED GIRL ." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 Fairfax County cops are pretty Nazi like, in some cases they shoot to kill first and find out they made a mistake afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malapropismic Depository Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 1 hour ago, Kosher Ham said: State troopers in Virginia are the worst. 1 hour ago, clietas said: Virginia or Kansas are straight Nazis tho. I invite you to try South Carolina sometime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 48 minutes ago, LadySkinsFan said: all my GFs had light eyes, blue in fact. Diversify your portfolio. It's a great investment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 40 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: I did know this Russian girl back in college who had the bluest eyes I've ever seen. Freaky, android-like She's got eyes of the bluest skies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 South Carolina is not so bad. I only see them in beach towns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 5 minutes ago, Malapropismic Depository said: I invite you to try South Carolina sometime. Was pulled by one o those spring break my senior year of high school. He was ok. Just wanted to know if I had a radar detector cuz I hit my brakes the moment he locked on to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 3 minutes ago, clietas said: Was pulled by one o those spring break my senior year of high school. He was ok. Just wanted to know if I had a radar detector cuz I hit my brakes the moment he locked on to me. You kids. Learn about science. That's how they get ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 20 minutes ago, Malapropismic Depository said: I invite you to try South Carolina sometime. Never got pulled in South Carolina. I try not to even **** around in the deep South lol. Courier speeds 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 I’m getting old. This girl was trying to come over at 3 am. Apparently she was outside the complex but I told her I was going to sleep. The young me would popped a rhino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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