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If you ice people, you are a douche. Someone tried to ice me at softball last night (was it the biggest chachbag in my office? of course). I spiked in into the trash can. Why would I give myself heartburn/ruin the taste of a delicious Dos Equis with "Smirnoff Ice Pinapple!"?

This article accurately describes my feelings.

NSFW language: http://deadspin.com/5557348/the-awful-epitome-of-brahsomeness-bros-icing-bros

"No, what we have now is a burgeoning epidemic of guys engaged in a douchey ritual but acknowledging the douchiness of it as a way of saying, "Yes, I'm doing this. But I am NOT a douchebag." Well, you are. You are a HUGE douche."

However, Bros Burritoing Bros? MAYBE.

NSFW language: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/06/ksk-upgrades-bros-burritoing-bros.html

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If you ice people, you are a douche. Someone tried to ice me at softball last night (was it the biggest chachbag in my office? of course). I spiked in into the trash can. Why would I give myself heartburn/ruin the taste of a delicious Dos Equis with "Smirnoff Ice Pinapple!"?

This article accurately describes my feelings.

NSFW language: http://deadspin.com/5557348/the-awful-epitome-of-brahsomeness-bros-icing-bros

"No, what we have now is a burgeoning epidemic of guys engaged in a douchey ritual but acknowledging the douchiness of it as a way of saying, "Yes, I'm doing this. But I am NOT a douchebag." Well, you are. You are a HUGE douche."

However, Bros Burritoing Bros? MAYBE.

NSFW language: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/06/ksk-upgrades-bros-burritoing-bros.html

(same author)

Friends of mine from UVA told me about it, I think its a terrible idea...though apparently someone convinced his buddies' wife to put one in her girdle following their wedding and BAM the guy had to chug in front of everyone at the reception. I chuckled at that one.

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Batman Rick-rolled.

I have tears running down my face! So ****ing funny!

And to think that over done meme had no more funny left in it.

THAT was great.

Agreed - it was the picture of the Joker rolling on the floor at the end that did it for me. Awesome.

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If you ice people, you are a douche. Someone tried to ice me at softball last night (was it the biggest chachbag in my office? of course). I spiked in into the trash can. Why would I give myself heartburn/ruin the taste of a delicious Dos Equis with "Smirnoff Ice Pinapple!"?

This article accurately describes my feelings.

NSFW language: http://deadspin.com/5557348/the-awful-epitome-of-brahsomeness-bros-icing-bros

"No, what we have now is a burgeoning epidemic of guys engaged in a douchey ritual but acknowledging the douchiness of it as a way of saying, "Yes, I'm doing this. But I am NOT a douchebag." Well, you are. You are a HUGE douche."

However, Bros Burritoing Bros? MAYBE.

NSFW language: http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2010/06/ksk-upgrades-bros-burritoing-bros.html

(same author)

Wow that guy sounds a little too against the whole icing thing. I wonder if some guys held him down and violated him with a Smirnoff Ice or something?

I haven't played this game (yet) but IMO, if you walk up to someone and just hand them a bottle then you probably are a douche that lacks any sort of creativity. What's really funny is seeing the pics of bottles taped to the inside of washing machine doors and inside of peoples drawers at work lol.

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This article accurately describes my feelings.

NSFW language: http://deadspin.com/5557348/the-awful-epitome-of-brahsomeness-bros-icing-bros

These two parts killed me!

"I remember the first time someone sent me a link to that Bros Icing Bros ****, I thought it was a site about frat guys raping each other with ice dildos. That would have been sooooo much better than what it turned out to be."

"If you submit to this icing business, you are a ******* sheep. You lack the ability to think and judge for yourself, which probably means you also like the Dallas Cowboys."

:ols: Seriously?...............that's funny!

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Wow that guy sounds a little too against the whole icing thing. I wonder if some guys held him down and violated him with a Smirnoff Ice or something?

I haven't played this game (yet) but IMO, if you walk up to someone and just hand them a bottle then you probably are a douche that lacks any sort of creativity. What's really funny is seeing the pics of bottles taped to the inside of washing machine doors and inside of peoples drawers at work lol.

If you drink Smirnoff Ice, you have violated yourself!

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If the Smirnoff Ice is cold, and it's offered to me free, I'll gladly drink it. I don't know if I've tasted one, but I've had Zima and Mike's Lemonade and a couple other malt-based fruity beverages, and one or two at a time is okay by me. So Ice me bro.

The elaborate game is kind of funny, though.

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