daveakl Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I did name him. I called him HOLY **** HOLY **** **** ME HOLY ****!!! ~Bang You sound like my college ex. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez3 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 A paper towel for that creature... are you crazy. I'm breaking out the tool chest.  You're lucky to be alive Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Yeah seriously, you went after that thing with a paper towel? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 WBCSays @WBCsigns So @jk_rowling wants Dumbledore & Gandalf to marry in Ireland; if it happens, WBC will picket! #NotBanned @pinknews pic.twitter.com/zY7hT09Nv4   Follow J.K. Rowling  ✔@jk_rowling .@WBCsigns Alas, the sheer awesomeness of such a union in such a place would blow your tiny bigoted minds out of your thick sloping skulls. 2:09 PM - 26 May 2015      4,7774,777 Retweets    9,0759,075 favorites 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Wait, I thought Dumbledore was dead? So Gandalf is a necrophiliac? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Dinosaur sized fish... Â Â 552lbs..estimated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 That's all well and good until a shark comes and takes a bite out of that fish, or the kayak by mistake because their about the same size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Yeah seriously, you went after that thing with a paper towel? lol Well, it was like four paper towels,, my wife suggested tongs, but i didn't want to miss him. Once he's out of sight, i'm never sleeping til he's caught. So paper towels in hand, i grabbed him and was going to squeeze and crush him, but when i grabbed him, or her, i don't know, i didn't look... Â when i grabbed it, it put two or three or nine legs on my hand and pushed out, and ran like hell, which of course caused a huge rush of panic. I saw where it ran and it was in a fold of another towel, thinking i couldn't see it.. so i crushed down on the towel and heard it crunch, then i plucked it out with the paper towel.. Â it was still way too intact for my tastes,, could be just hurt, so i crushed with my fist while i ran to the closest toilet.. The first flush,, Â he didn't go, laid in the water with his legs up. after my daily curse of the low flow toilet, i flushed again, and he went down. I hope. Â ~Bwana 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 (edited) I am not a fisherman. I did not know that part of the sport involved screaming like a schoolgirl.  Edit: Which, come to think of it, is probably what Bang sounded like while wrestling that monster spider. Edited May 27, 2015 by Dan T. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Doesn't change the fact that I'd be hovering over that spider in a helicopter hanging out the door with a M60 or whatever with CCR playing in the background.  ****ers gonna die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonez3 Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Paper towel, tongs? Reminds of part in Joe Dirt when the girl keeps suggest the wrong items to pry frozen testicles off the porch... Â Hammer, bat, massive book... Those were you're weapons of choice 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I am not a fisherman. I did not know that part of the sport involved screaming like a schoolgirl.  Edit: Which, come to think of it, is probably what Bang sounded like while wrestling that monster spider.  Why did the video stop? I wanted to see our high pitched friend get his catch into the boat.  Never see Jeremy Wade screaming like that. Wuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Well, it was like four paper towels,, my wife suggested tongs, but i didn't want to miss him. Once he's out of sight, i'm never sleeping til he's caught. So paper towels in hand, i grabbed him and was going to squeeze and crush him, but when i grabbed him, or her, i don't know, i didn't look... when i grabbed it, it put two or three or nine legs on my hand and pushed out, and ran like hell, which of course caused a huge rush of panic. I saw where it ran and it was in a fold of another towel, thinking i couldn't see it.. so i crushed down on the towel and heard it crunch, then i plucked it out with the paper towel.. it was still way too intact for my tastes,, could be just hurt, so i crushed with my fist while i ran to the closest toilet.. The first flush,, he didn't go, laid in the water with his legs up. after my daily curse of the low flow toilet, i flushed again, and he went down. I hope. ~Bwana Well...you do realize that you saw one....means there are more roaming around your house...and that may be the baby you killed..Momma is gonna be pissed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Why did the video stop? I wanted to see our high pitched friend get his catch into the boat.  Never see Jeremy Wade screaming like that. Wuss. Didn't he say the line broke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 I think he said he broke the rod. Â the fish was more than half the size of the boat! Â ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destino Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Doesn't change the fact that I'd be hovering over that spider in a helicopter hanging out the door with a M60 or whatever with CCR playing in the background So you're saying Bangster was circling the house (and spider inside it) "it ain't meeeeee! I ain't no fortunate one!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 North Carolina A&T running back Tarik Cohen  Yes, that's two footballs, and a backflip  ~Wow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 My wife's alma mater! woot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan since a Fetus Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) Â Â Edited May 28, 2015 by Fan since a Fetus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 Â ~Bang 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 olive garden, tossed salads  ****ing Brilliant!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 i love the japanese  How about their chiropractic treatments?  Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted May 28, 2015 Share Posted May 28, 2015 (edited) How about their chiropractic treatments? Â <<spine crunching>>> Â frankly... i have NO idea if that is good or bad? Edited May 28, 2015 by mcsluggo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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