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Speaking of Gisele Bundchen, here she is being reminded by a Giants fan that Eli owns her husband and then she gets caught ripping the Pats receivers. :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIkIjI6r6i0

Let's remember that she make a lot more than her husband and will continue to do so for a lot longer. Tom better start winning some superbowls and get with the program.

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Brady haters - owned.

I just lost the Super Bowl. Guess what my consolation prize is?

:ols:

[gisele pic

That isn't much of a consolation prize. Give that woman some ham sammiches, fries, some BBQ ribs, fried chicken and some greens and in a few months she might pass muster. Not a fan of twigs with flotation devices.
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That isn't much of a consolation prize. Give that woman some ham sammiches, fries, some BBQ ribs, fried chicken and some greens and in a few months she might pass muster. Not a fan of twigs with flotation devices.

A supermodel? The worlds highest paid supermodel? meh... a little too thin.

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That isn't much of a consolation prize.

:rolleyes:

please...

Give that woman some ham sammiches, fries, some BBQ ribs, fried chicken and some greens and in a few months she might pass muster. Not a fan of twigs with flotation devices.

I would usually say I enjoy a woman who eats healthy, but, a woman eating a full rack of ribs may be the sexiest thing ever :ols:.

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HUNTINGTON, W.Va. (CN) - A college student claims he was injured when a fraternity member in a "drunken stupor" decided "that it would be a good idea to shoot bottle rockets out of his anus," and did so, "but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back," and fall off the fraternity's deck.

Louis Helmburg III sued The Alpha Tau Omega Fraternity Inc., of Huntington, West Virginia, and Travis Hughes, a fraternity member, in Cabell County Court. Helmburg claims - in a statement it would be difficult to deny - that "firing bottle rockets out of one's own anus constitutes an 'ultra-hazardous' activity," which exposes both defendants to strict liability.

"Defendant Hughes placed a bottle rocket in his anus, ignited the fuse, but instead of launching, the bottle rocket blew up in the defendant's rectum, and this startled the plaintiff and caused him to jump back, at which time he fell off of the ATO deck, and he became lodged between the deck and an air conditioner unit adjacent the deck.

http://www.courthousenews.com/2012/02/02/43572.htm?utm_campaign=X&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=twitter

Tragically, nobody videoed the incident.

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