Cooked Crack Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Quote An Atlanta woman has gone viral after she posted a TikTok video of her eating 48 oysters and how she was left footing the bill when her date snuck out. As of Wednesday afternoon, the video has racked up over 5 million views, close to 400,000 likes and 27,000 comments. The woman who goes by EquanaB on the social media platform with the handle @equanaaa said she finally went on a date with a man who had been pursuing her after he asked her out for drinks. Quote She met the man at Fontaine’s Oyster House which has a special on a platter of oysters for $15. Each platter comes with 12 oysters. The woman ordered one platter, then another, then another, and then another. “When the fourth one came out he was looking at me crazy.” she said in the viral video. "I’m like, ‘Baby, you invited me out, and I'mma eat. I was coming anyway. I ain’t gon’ lie; now I wouldn’t had did all that, but I did all that.” Quote The woman can be heard loudly slurping away at the oysters in her video. Her date only ordered one drink, but her oyster slurp power hour was only the start. The woman then ordered a whole other entrée of crab cakes and red potatoes. That's in addition to the multiple lemon drop martinis she drank. But while oysters may be thought to be an aphrodisiac, the woman's date appeared to think "aphrodisi-YUCK," because according to the video, he left to use the restroom and never returned. Quote The woman paid the bill that came out to close to $200, but confronted her date for bailing out on her over text. “Running out on a tab is crazyyy,” she texted the man, according to screenshots she posted. Her date responds: “I offered to take you out for drinks and you ordered all that food. I can Cash App the total for the drinks.” https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/10/18/woman-eats-48-oysters-date-leaves-tiktok-viral-video/71227119007/ I'm with the guy. I'd have paid my portion and left. No way I can look at someone and still think they're attractive slurping down 48 oysters. Total mood killer. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Yeah, he's definitely right. I wouldn't have even texted her back, and if i was young and in the mood, I might even drag her ass all over the road for being a complete pig. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 (edited) I’m a 6’1” 200+ lb middle aged dude that loves oysters. And I truly cannot recall eating more than a dozen in a sitting in the last 30 years. Edited October 21, 2023 by TradeTheBeal! 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simmsy Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 I had a friend who would go on Tinder dates because she was poor and wanted the free dinner. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinsfan1311 Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 19 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said: I’m a 6”1’ 200+ lb middle aged dude that loves oysters. And I truly cannot recall eating more than a dozen in a sitting in the last 30 years. I'm 6' tall and 190lbs and I love oysters too. If life expectation is 120 years old, then I'm middle aged too and can easily eat 3 dozen in a sitting...and more someone else is shucking. I think that the most I've eaten at one time was something like 7 dozen at a bull and oyster roast. I gotta ask. Where does one who is only 18" tall, and 200+lbs, find clothes that fit😉😅 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Is it just me thinking about how very randy she would be after all those oysters? 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 21 minutes ago, The 12th Commandment said: Is it just me thinking about how very randy she would be after all those oysters? She wouldn't be randy, she'd be too full, say thanks for the meal, nice to meet you, and out the door. Man, I'd go to the restroom and leave too if someone did that to me. Beyond rude. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 6 minutes ago, LadySkinsFan said: She wouldn't be randy, she'd be too full, say thanks for the meal, nice to meet you, and out the door. Man, I'd go to the restroom and leave too if someone did that to me. Beyond rude. Nothing says you can't have a nap first. I like napping before pretty much all activities. And after too. Mostly though, I was just trying to make a funny. They don't all work out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 I don’t think the guy is wrong, but he certainly took the cowards way out. Also, I could definitely eat 4 dozen oysters if I had a mind to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metalhead Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 I would not be able to get over the slurping sound, truly disgusting. For that alone I would've got up from the table and walked straight to the door so she could see me walk out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCSaints_fan Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 (edited) Sin oysters are roughly 175 calories, without ****tail sauce, so 48 is 1400 calories. A teaspoon of ****tail on each adds roughly 300. You eat that many in one sitting, you better be a body builder. Or have fasted a good chunk of the day Edited October 21, 2023 by DCSaints_fan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 good heavens how can anyone eat that many oysters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCommander Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Depends on the size of the oysters. I could down 50 Kumamoto oysters easily. I won’t touch those giant nasty ones from the bay down in the gulf. Gotta grill those monster or fry them and put them in a po boy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadySkinsFan Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 Oysters are only good fried or in stew. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 3 hours ago, ixcuincle said: good heavens how can anyone eat that many oysters Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan since a Fetus Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 (edited) I don’t believe her story. I think she’s probably sensationalizing for the clicks. The few times you see across from her, no one is there. Maybe I’m just missing it. She doesn’t sound like a woman I would be interested in just based on the attitude. If he escaped, good for him. But, I do feel you need to be honest. Just say you’re not paying for her shoveling crap into her mouth hole, go to the waiter pay for your drink and walk. Good thing is you won’t be around when she’s busting ass later. Edit: is that video with the guy? Because if so, you can’t hear him say anything. You hear other people in the background but the only thing at the front of the video is her slurping. Also. It is polite to slurp in Japan. Fan since a Fetus’s World Tips. Only $29.99 to continue subscribing. You will get a world tip a day for a month. Edited October 22, 2023 by Fan since a Fetus 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Califan007 The Constipated Posted October 22, 2023 Share Posted October 22, 2023 Reminds me of the lyrics to a song by The Time lol... Everytime we're out on a date I want to love you, but you make me wait Then you told me I look like a pimp But honey, I noticed you waited 'til after dinner 18 jumbo shrimp Damn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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