Bang Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (edited) See, my head said "Catheters". But i see it is something different. I am a ginger, and i'm allergic to spray on sunscreens. There's an ingredient in them... I think it's butyl.. it makes the solution the viscosity it needs to be to spray.. i'll itch like a sonofa****. I play pickleball outdoors 8-10 hours a week in the sun, so I use the highest SPF Blue Lizard I can get. 50 I think. Thick white zinc. Keeps my neck from becoming leather. But I'm not rubbing it on you, buddy. I've been in a gay bar, had a good time drinking with two buddies of mine who were gay. They didn't tell me where we were going and they weren't trying to fix me up, that was just their place. It didn't take long to figure out, and they relaxed because I did. Once the people knew i was straight and not there to be an asshole, nobody gave a ****, and nobody proposed either. We just sat at a table and had a good time goofing off. ~Bang Edited September 8, 2023 by Bang 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 You ain't a real man until ya able to rock a pink banana hammock at da beach or supermarket. 🤷♂️ 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (edited) 55 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said: We gingers need a spf > 75. Ginger, eh? I think I may have figured out who you are. BICK NROWDER? (I scrambled up all the letters in your name to protect your anonymity.) Edited September 8, 2023 by Sacks 'n' Stuff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 12 minutes ago, Sacks 'n' Stuff said: Ginger, eh? I think I may have figured out who you are. BICK NROWDER? (I scrambled up all the letters in your name to protect your anonymity.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Forget the finders/keepers. (great that y'all found each other) 19 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said: You ain't a real man until ya able to rock a pink banana hammock at da beach or supermarket. 🤷♂️ You're securing a hammock in a supermarket parking lot or something? I don't even want to know what you do in an "in-store" display. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 2 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said: Forget the finders/keepers. (great that y'all found each other) I ain't found ****. I only know/remember a dozen or so people from high school. Most of which graduated two or three years before I did. Plus I'm a terrible detective. 🤣 4 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said: You're securing a hammock in a supermarket parking lot or something? I don't even want to know what you do in an "in-store" display. It's not that kinda hammock silly. 🤭 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 1 minute ago, Captain Wiggles said: It's not that kinda hammock silly. 🤭 Shows what I know and what you do, apparently. But I'd give almost anything to grab some out of one pair of those thingys being advertised. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tshile Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Well we definitely use spray sun screen but we then rub it in. Otherwise you wind up with weird sun burn in random places 🤷♂️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 3 hours ago, PleaseBlitz said: If you are afraid to go to a gay bar, I kinda wonder if you are worried that you are recruitable. PleaseBlitz channeling his inner Stiffmeister NSFW - Explict Language 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Maturity? 🙃 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 Where's heights? I'd take all my male relatives to a gay bar to tell them I love them, while rubbing lotion on my friends back nude in the locker room before traveling up to extreme heights.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoshuaj Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (edited) 1 hour ago, skinsmarydu said: My dad always wore a pink dress shirt with his grey 3-piece suit back in the 80s...and he was dashingly handsome. heck ya it works It was this or or a pic of a pink banana hammock….. Edited September 8, 2023 by stoshuaj There we go 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 My dad looked a whole lot better than that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbear Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 (edited) I admit I have a fear of needing a catheter. With my MS, it is still a possibility. Uncomfortable at a guy bar? Funny truth is I have been hit on by more men than women in my life. Granted, I was a waiter in Rehoboth for a couple summers and had friends in dupont circle after college. People should just take the compliments and move on so long as nit aggressive. How long have women had to deal with interest from people they weren't interested in romantically? As for bandana hammocks, I have never rocked one, mostly because I don't think anyone wants to see that much hair. I am yeti. Edited September 8, 2023 by gbear 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 I have a hello kitty pink striped tie that is 🔥 with my lawyeriest blue pinstriped suit. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 @gbear’s milkshake brings the boys to the yard. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 Doesn't someone have a Hello Kitty guitar?!? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CobraCommander Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 One time after I had kidney stone surgery my urologist left a stent in my ureter for a couple of weeks. When I went in to have it removed he blew water into my urethra and sent a scope all the way past the bladder and fished it out with a metal grabber hook. Once he had the stent on the grabber he Yanked the stent through my penis. I let out a yelp and then I laid on the table for a minute and thought about crying but didn’t see how that would help since the worst part was over. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 6 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said: Doesn't someone have a Hello Kitty guitar?!? I always wanted to buy one of the cheapo squire ones n go all Pete Townsend / Hendrix on it. Unfortunately they're no longer <$300. More like $800+ these days. 😒 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 5 minutes ago, CobraCommander said: One time after I had kidney stone surgery my urologist left a stent in my ureter for a couple of weeks. When I went in to have it removed he blew water into my urethra and sent a scope all the way past the bladder and fished it out with a metal grabber hook. Once he had the stent on the grabber he Yanked the stent through my penis. I let out a yelp and then I laid on the table for a minute and thought about crying but didn’t see how that would help since the worst part was over. If I'm honored to hold another, it will be with the most tender loving care. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 (edited) *Anatomical picture of a dick in a thread on a football message board* Edited September 9, 2023 by PleaseBlitz 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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