The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[PokerPacker]

7 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said:

Strong move.  But maybe an old person would be better.  They typically don't have 24/7 security.

[skinsmarydu]

1 minute ago, PokerPacker said:

Strong move.  But maybe an old person would be better.  They typically don't have 24/7 security.

You're wrong.

We have security.  Everyone else thinks they might lose something they ordered. 

[PokerPacker]

31 minutes ago, skinsmarydu said:

You're wrong.

We have security.  Everyone else thinks they might lose something they ordered. 

I think you're still a ways away from qualifying as 'old' for this context.  We're talking octogenarians who sit around all day withering away waiting for call from a nice telemarketer to part them from their money.

[Fan since a Fetus]

There are about 2-3 people that will get this…

 

 

[Momma There Goes That Man]

I’m not one of them 

[skinsmarydu]

1 hour ago, PokerPacker said:

I think you're still a ways away from qualifying as 'old' for this context.  We're talking octogenarians who sit around all day withering away waiting for call from a nice telemarketer to part them from their money.

You have no idea, but I'll let you daydream. 

I'm 57, the only server on the floor today with a reserved party of 18 and 8 that *just walked in without a call*(hint hint)* ...plus the whole rest of the dining room.  I had help, but it was a helluva day.

I have ice packs on my knees right now. 

[TK]

[Fan since a Fetus]

[TK]

[PokerPacker]

54 minutes ago, TK said:

Oh man, somebody showed up to work one day in a pair of Ramen pants.  He believed it was business casual as they were casual and a business.
Not sure which ones exactly, but along these lines:

[Simmsy]

4 hours ago, PokerPacker said:

Oh man, somebody showed up to work one day in a pair of Ramen pants.  He believed it was business casual as they were casual and a business.
Not sure which ones exactly, but along these lines:

 

1. Do they come in "shrimp"?

2. Does it have pockets?

[skinsmarydu]

[Bang]

~Dang

[TradeTheBeal!]

[skinsmarydu]

It's National "Get Over It" Day. 

[Metalhead]

13 hours ago, Fan since a Fetus said:

There are about 2-3 people that will get this…

 

 

I recognize one dude but I don't get it.

[Fan since a Fetus]

22 minutes ago, Metalhead said:

I recognize one dude but I don't get it.

 
Mikael Akerfeldt (Opeth) and Steven Wilson (Porcupine Tree) have been bffs since the late ‘90’s - 00’s until now. Mikael seems utterly fascinated by Steven. I believe Mikael first sought out Steven to produce Opeth’s Blackwater Park album after hearing Steven’s work with PT’s Stupid Dream. It’s a bromance. Both guys are married, but I feel like they would make a cute couple. 

[Bang]

Gramps up there is me 😆
I saw a lot of bands at the old 9:30 club.
in fact, i have never been to the new 9:30 club, and still refer to it as "new", and what is it, 25-30 yrs old?

 

~Bang

[China]

 

[China]

 

[PokerPacker]

6 hours ago, Simmsy said:

 

1. Do they come in "shrimp"?

2. Does it have pockets?

Looks like it has pockets based on the picture.

[Chew]

 

 

 

 

Bro cleans up nice 

Spoiler

 

[Riggo-toni]

 

[Simmsy]

5 hours ago, PokerPacker said:

Looks like it has pockets based on the picture.

 

And they have a hoodie! Well, looks like I'm never going to have sex again...

[TK]