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Jumbo

By Jumbo
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So a guy walks into a sperm bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun.

 

He goes up to the nurse and demands she open the sperm bank vault.

 

The nurse says "But sir, it's just a sperm bank."  

 

The man replies "I know, just open it."

 

She does.  He tells her to take out a sample and drink it.

 

"What?"  She exclaims.

 

"Drink it."  

 

Looking at his gun, she does.

 

He makes her drink three more.

 

After the 4th one he starts heading out the door.  As he's leaving he takes off the ski mask and says "See honey, it's not that hard."

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