The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[Dan T.]

20 hours ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

 

 

 

"A fat woman with orange hair."..  some 60 years ago they predicted Donald Trump.

[Fan since a Fetus]

8 minutes ago, zCommander said:

 

Ummm..I posted this already and on bottom of last page... 😂

 

 

 

 

 

um…. I posted it before you probably around 50 pages ago. I feel I should be getting the laughs. You have stolen laughs from me

[Califan007 The Constipated]

2 hours ago, Fan since a Fetus said:

 

um…. I posted it before you probably around 50 pages ago. I feel I should be getting the laughs. You have stolen laughs from me

 

 

Um...i posted it before either of you back in 1982 after my date with Michelle Shepherd.

[Xameil]

50 minutes ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

 

Um...i posted it before either of you back in 1982 after my date with Michelle Shepherd.

Yeah but that was a carving on the stone wall of your cave

[Califan007 The Constipated]

 

 

[skinsmarydu]

I'm thinkin' he went home & had happy time...it looks like he was clenching his fist to keep from doing it right there. 

[TK]

[zCommander]

4 hours ago, Fan since a Fetus said:

 

um…. I posted it before you probably around 50 pages ago. I feel I should be getting the laughs. You have stolen laughs from me

 

So wait you tellin' me you aint gotta new items post and just postin them old bits again... 

[Fan since a Fetus]

4 minutes ago, zCommander said:

 

So wait you tellin' me you aint gotta new items post and just postin them old bits again... 

 

No new items to post, still working for them old laughs….I’m not cool 😕

[zCommander]

[TK]

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[China]

If you build a man a fire, you'll keep him warm for a couple of hours.  If you set him on fire, you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life.

 

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.  I just keep going back and forth on them.

 

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.  I'll let you know...

[ClaytoAli]

8 hours ago, zCommander said:

 

Ummm..I posted this already and on bottom of last page... 😂

 

 

 

 

So that is where I got this from 😂

 

 

4 hours ago, TK said:

Get an STD from a HD LCD.

Edited July 14, 2022 by ClaytoAli

[China]

My father has schizophrenia, but he's good people.

 

I hate it when my wife gets angry at me for being lazy.  It's not like I've done anything.

 

The problem isn't that obesity runs in your family, it's that nobody runs in your family.

[China]

You know what's really odd?    Numbers that aren't divisible by two.

 

I went on a once in a lifetime trip recently...Never again.

 

Does my wife think I'm a control freak?  ...I haven't decided yet.

[zCommander]

31 minutes ago, ClaytoAli said:

So that is where I got this from 😂

 

[CousinsCowgirl84]

47 minutes ago, ClaytoAli said:

So that is where I got this from 😂

 

 

Get an STD from a HD LCD.

It’s got back lit UV leds to crush those crabs…

Edited July 14, 2022 by CousinsCowgirl84

[BleedBNG]

 

 

[Fan since a Fetus]

[skinsmarydu]

[TK]

[The Evil Genius]