The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[Dan T.]

My friend called and said he wanted to change his name to Spinal Column.   I was busy so I said I would call him back.

[FootballZombie]

[redskinss]

[skinsmarydu]

[ClaytoAli]

20 hours ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

I have boxers that have this printed on them (rim shot)...

So you are using a hook and rope to pull it up? 
 

I’m not looking forward to getting old.

[TradeTheBeal!]

In the toaster oven!

 

 

[Dan T.]

 

[Fan since a Fetus]

[Califan007 The Constipated]

2 hours ago, ClaytoAli said:

So you are using a hook and rope to pull it up? 
 

I’m not looking forward to getting old.

 

Rope?...When's the last time you did construction, 1627? (I'm here all week!)

[Dan T.]

 

[Dan T.]

On 7/20/2022 at 1:13 PM, Xameil said:

Hmmm..you need a sign for that? So, its not obvious when it happens?

 

Califan is not sure his wife appreciates his body. Though a small part of him says yes.

 

 

 

Edited July 21, 2022 by Dan T.

[ClaytoAli]

5 hours ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

Rope?...When's the last time you did construction, 1627? (I'm here all week!)

I just saw rope on the back of an electric company utility bucket truck. 
 

he may have been trying to pull it up too.

[Califan007 The Constipated]

3 hours ago, Dan T. said:

 

Califan is not sure his wife appreciates his body. Though a small part of him says yes.

 

 

I know your wife appreciates it, though!

 

 

Edited July 21, 2022 by Califan007 The Constipated
"I'm know"...wtf?

[Califan007 The Constipated]

13 minutes ago, ClaytoAli said:

I just saw rope on the back of an electric company utility bucket truck. 
 

he may have been trying to pull it up too.

 

Trust me, if electricity is involved she won't care if it's up or down!

 

 

 

[Captain Wiggles]

🐻🐻

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CgSZ2GoJhBR/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

[Fan since a Fetus]

3 hours ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

Trust me, if electricity is involved she won't care if it's up or down!

 

 

 

Are you saying that she doesn’t care as long as it’s a vibrator? Does she plug in or use batteries? 
 

it’s electric boogey woogey woogey woogey 

[CousinsCowgirl84]

5 minutes ago, Fan since a Fetus said:

Are you saying that she doesn’t care as long as it’s a vibrator? Does she plug in or use batteries? 
 

it’s electric boogey woogey woogey woogey 

I think everyone uses batteries… it isn’t 1627 after all.

[TK]

[Califan007 The Constipated]

5 minutes ago, CousinsCowgirl84 said:

I think everyone uses batteries… it isn’t 1627 after all.

 

Only if you're Amish!

 

 

 

 

[Momma There Goes That Man]

 

[CousinsCowgirl84]

13 minutes ago, Califan007 The Constipated said:

 

Only if you're Amish!

 

 

 

 

Cheap low class Chinesium….

[Captain Wiggles]

16 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

 

 

[TK]

22 minutes ago, Momma There Goes That Man said:

 

So that’s what Ron (not Opie) Howard looks like…. #CultOfCornette  

[zCommander]

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