Predicto Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Heard he contracted it while with two and a half men. I heard HIV is spreading rapidly these days. One in two and a half men has it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I heard Charlie Sheen is giving out high fives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I heard Charlie Sheen is giving out high fives. Come on, no one? It was a roman numeral joke, damn you! I don't know why I waste my time on you assholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 The joke was lame. Admit it to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 I really hope when he told all these women that he had it, one of them asked "are you sure" and Charlie responded, "im not just sure, I'm HIV positive." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Predicto Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Come on, no one? It was a roman numeral joke, damn you! I don't know why I waste my time on you assholes. I... I didn't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Come on, no one? It was a roman numeral joke, damn you! I don't know why I waste my time on you assholes. Maybe you should have written "Hi five", or "Hi 5". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Come on, no one? It was a roman numeral joke, damn you! I don't know why I waste my time on you assholes. It would be H 4. We're pretty strict about that sort of thing here. Roman numerals are not something you joke about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 The joke was lame. Admit it to yourself. The faux-indignation was funnier. I heard Charlie Sheen is giving out high fives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 It would be H 4. We're pretty strict about that sort of thing here. Roman numerals are not something you joke about. No, it would be HI (then V is five). Good grief. I got the joke the first time around. My first watch was in Roman numerals when I was 4, and I understood everything on it. Yes, I'm a bit of a smarty-pants. Get over it. Edit, add: I am an idiot sometimes...like not knowing that wris****ch would be censored. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 No, it would be HI (then V is five). Good grief. I got the joke the first time around. My first watch was in Roman numerals when I was 4, and I understood everything on it. Yes, I'm a bit of a smarty-pants. Get over it. IV is 4 in roman numerals, so H4 = HIV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 IV is 4 in roman numerals, so H4 = HIV Did you even read my post? It's HI, as in HIGH, then the V is FIVE. Good grief again. How did no one figure that out the first time around without even thinking about it? I got it instantly. Sorry, all I have is a backwoods public school HS diploma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 So you're saying he's got Hives. Isn't there a cream for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 So you're saying he's got Hives. Isn't there a cream for that? I love you, bro. You my bro. I know you is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 Did you even read my post? It's HI, as in HIGH, then the V is FIVE. Good grief again. How did no one figure that out the first time around without even thinking about it? I got it instantly. Sorry, all I have is a backwoods public school HS diploma. oh I got that, I think Corciagh was adding to the joke himself by insisting we use 4 for the IV instead of 5 for the V. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted November 18, 2015 Share Posted November 18, 2015 No, it would be HI (then V is five). I understand Roman numerals. For your 40th birthday I would have put XL on the cake. Forehead's girlfriend puts X at the end of her texts to him. Why she needs to remind him of her age in every text is strange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 In medieval times, Roman numeral H stood for 200. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 In medieval times, Roman numeral H stood for 200.Are you sure?(Please someone get this reference and deliver the appropriate response) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskin4ever Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Edit, add: I am an idiot sometimes...like not knowing that wris****ch would be censored. Ok Potty Mouth! Go wash your mouth out with sal****er. Maybe then we will give you your wris****ch back. We will be watching out for you from now on, but not ou****ching you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Are you sure? (Please someone get this reference and deliver the appropriate response) I'm not just sure I'm HIV positive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 PokerPacker for the win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 PokerPacker for the win. Hey I made that SP reference earlier in the thread lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Hey I made that SP reference earlier in the thread lolYeah, I was pretty sure I'd read it earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 I understand Roman numerals. For your 40th birthday I would have put XL on the cake. Forehead's girlfriend puts X at the end of her texts to him. Why she needs to remind him of her age in every text is strange. I thought you were just being mean at first, LOL...I am the age of each & every Super Bowl, born right after the 1st one, and in the year that Steve Spurrier won the Heisman Trophy. Am I doomed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoodBits Posted November 19, 2015 Share Posted November 19, 2015 Hey I made that SP reference earlier in the thread lol What, you didn't expect me to read did you? I'll leave now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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