Riggo-toni Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Giving credit where credit is due, I stole this idea from a comment Burgold made in the latest Colt thread. This is BY NO MEANS the best/coolest players - in fact I expect mostly former mancrushes from washed out scrubs. It's all in the name. #1 Sultan McCollough - is there any cooler name than one that implies an emir ruling Ireland? #2 Colt Brennan - what better name for a would be gunslinger Others: Baccari Rambo Rock Cartwright Worst: Laveraneus Coles - aside from sounding more like a girl's name, it's painfully obvious his parents didn't know how to spell. Dallas Sartz - really, we drafted a guy named Dallas, and another guy named Landry in the same year...ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel-Ra Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 I remember those two getting drafted and saying, that don't sound good... I also remember being ready to bet money that Landry Jones was destined to be a Dallas Cowboy. Anyway, Monte Coleman...if that ain't a hustla name, then I have yet to hear one. Raven Caldwell sounds like an Satan's Lawyer or an English villain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooleyfan1993 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 RG3. end thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
balki1867 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Daryl Pounds With a name like that, he was born to play DB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hazel-Ra Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 RG3. end thread. Love the Man and like the name, but there's been too many "cute" derivatives of it by his critics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooleyfan1993 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Love the Man and like the name, but there's been too many "cute" derivatives of it by his critics. what are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVAbrendan Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 what are they? RG Me, RG Knee, Robert Griffin the Turd, etc etc.... I always thought Rock Cartwright had one of the coolest names. Rambo, of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NIKKI8 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 I hope in May I can say it is Ha Ha Clinton Dix. Wishful thinking, I know he won't be there at 34 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cooleyfan1993 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 RG Me, RG Knee, Robert Griffin the Turd, etc etc.... I always thought Rock Cartwright had one of the coolest names. Rambo, of course. ah yes. robert griffin the turd..always hurts when i hear people say that. ughh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted March 6, 2014 Author Share Posted March 6, 2014 Sage Rosenfels..was he a connaisseur of fine spices, or a true wiseman? Whatever he was, he wasn't much of an NFL QB. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Momma There Goes That Man Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 ah yes. robert griffin the turd..always hurts when i hear people say that. ughh.I hope Gigantor doesn't see this thread...that's his favorite Griffin name lolOn topic, I always thought Ken Harvey sounded menacing and was a solid strong name and it matched the player pretty well. Not overly cool or anything though. Also, how about a nomination for Big Dick Crawford??! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 deleted post...oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 20 years kind of limits us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Rock Cartright has been mentioned... but who WOULDN't root for hoss' little brother!?? Jumpy Geathers is a cool football name too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Coy Bacon edit: that was more than 20 years ago though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riggo-toni Posted March 6, 2014 Author Share Posted March 6, 2014 20 years kind of limits us. Ok, drop the date limitations... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
httrMP Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Chris Cooley. Come on, his last name has "cool" in it. Rocky McIntosh was also a favorite name of mine (I know his real name was Roger). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sacks 'n' Stuff Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Homer Brewer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsluggo Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 I hope Gigantor doesn't see this thread...that's his favorite Griffin name lol On topic, I always thought Ken Harvey sounded menacing and was a solid strong name and it matched the player pretty well. Not overly cool or anything though. Also, how about a nomination for Big Dick Crawford??! for Ken Harvey I always pictured a 98-pound 135-year-old voice saying : "..... and now you know... the REST of the story! THis is Paul Harveey, good day....." http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/life/people/2009-02-28-paul-havey-obit_N.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulSkin Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 James Thrash The real Sam Shade-y , please stand up please stand up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy614 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Dave Butz Trung Canidate. Babe Laufenberg Shar Pourdanish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emor09 Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Champ Bailey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlldaySkins Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 How about Pierre Garcon (in a French accent) Of course Bacarri Rambo is an awesome name. If only he could play with the tenacity of Rambo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattFancy Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Dave Butz /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandyHolt Posted March 6, 2014 Share Posted March 6, 2014 Diron Talbert Mike Bass Ken Houston Brad Dusek .... Chris Hamburger Hanburger /topic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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