RansomthePasserby Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self: Running front flips are a horrible idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cactitle Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Good one, and my husband says, "Duly noted", if you know what I mean!! I certainly do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoony Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 note to self: make sure junk is tucked all the way in before operating zipper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self: Either ignore the question...or have a damn good response when responding to a stupid question from your spouse. EDIT: otherwise it takes at least 30 minutes. Note to self: Even the friendly Cowboys fans, are still Cowboys fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koala Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self: Next time you see a cute puppy, make sure the owner doesnt overhear you say, "Wow you're gonna get all the ****es when you grow up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 XKCD My favorite XKCD ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aamiha73 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self: Remember to remove tissues/ipod/earphones/pens/receipts from jean pockets when doing laundry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note To Self: Nev......... * ****. Can't stand it when that happens. Get back to you on that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 This thread reminds me of the movie "Dirty Work" Note to self: Making love to blow-up doll is not as good as advertised. Note to self: remember to get ass wart cream for giant wart on my ass. Note to self: learn to fight Bearded Lady: Hey, baby. You ever had a chick with a beard before? Mitch: Can't say that I have there, bearded broad. Bearded Lady: Well, then, sugar, you haven't lived. Mitch: Note to self: I don't want to live. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- Note to self: If you get married, NEVER look at porn in an internet cafe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Note to self: Don't respond to this thread, it will die... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Note to self: check bottom of frozen pizza before putting it in the oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Note to self: check bottom of frozen pizza before putting it in the oven Cardboarded? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Cardboarded? it's a common mistake, especially when drunk, which is usually when you're actually in the mood for a frozen pizza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Note to self: When suggesting a menage a trois to your girlfriend, make sure she understands that you mean with another girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 note to self:make sure junk is tucked all the way in before operating zipper. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NdNyi7v0-M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Note to self: Always make sure lid on travel mug is properly secured before drinking coffee out of it. :doh: * Not that I just did that or anything. Just sayin'. :halo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsburySkinsFan Posted April 17, 2012 Author Share Posted April 17, 2012 Note to self: Always make sure lid on travel mug is properly secured before drinking coffee out of it. :doh: Not that I just did that or anything. Just sayin'. :halo: Oh man have I been down that lonely shameful humiliating road! The only response to that is to sit there with a look on your face that says, "Yes, if you must know I am that stupid." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Oh man have I been down that lonely shameful humiliating road! The only response to that is to sit there with a look on your face that says, "Yes, if you must know I am that stupid." Now if I had done that,what would really suck would be that I'm wearing a light blue shirt. Compounding that is that I'm working the front desk at the rec center. Only one there actually. Greeting all those people with coffee on that light blue shirt would really suck and I would be stuck with that stupid face. Good thing I really didn't just do that. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Note to self: Don't walk and text at the same time, there might be bears around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted April 17, 2012 Share Posted April 17, 2012 Note to self: Don't walk and text at the same time, there might be bears around. This has new meaning in parts of San Francisco. BTW - note to self..after almost 12 years of living out here, you need to learn to spell SF. It doesn't have a "s" immediately before the "cisco". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Note to self: Make that 2 cups of strong coffee to drink when waking up at 4:30 a.m. to go to work. :yawnee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twa Posted April 18, 2012 Share Posted April 18, 2012 Don't neglect your tax return till the 17th Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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