AsburySkinsFan Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Ok, from time to time I do some things that are borderline stupid that push the boundaries of what should probably pass for common sense but apparently didn't register on my radar until after I did them and am now paying for in one way or another. After such incidences I like to make a "Note to Self"...if you have any that you'd like to contribute feel free, or else you can just laugh at my follies. Today's "Note to Self": Never consume an entire pot of coffee without eating any food. At this point I'm trying to figure out why the world is moving so slowly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self: Don't ever pull a lever marked "D" again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self: Don't ever send the wife out to get strawberry milk and a mop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self: Don't ever send the wife out to get strawberry milk and a mop. :rotflmao: Obligatory "[/thread]" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self: Don't ever pull a lever marked "D" again. Again?! You never did in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cactitle Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self- If you know there's a chance it could be a shart, just wait till you get to the bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterx Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Mine was a recent experience....Remember to use the attachment for the MANDOLIN slicer so you don't slice off a good chunk of your thumb..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Again?! You never did in the first place. Douchestain. You know what I meant. I don't feel like the story has to be told every time. Note to self: When commenting on anything, check to see if China is online, and if he is, be ridiculously overly-explicit. ---------- Post added April-16th-2012 at 02:20 PM ---------- Mine was a recent experience....Remember to use the attachment for the MANDOLIN slicer so you don't slice off a good chunk of your thumb..... Why were you slicing mandolins to start with? :whoknows: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 You know what I meant. I'm surprised it made your top ten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 *double post do to another ES **** up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hunterx Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Why were you slicing mandolins to start with? :whoknows: Mandoline slicer :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 You know what I meant. I'm surprised it made your top ten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 You guys are cracking me up!! ASF, I do it every day and wonder why every day. Thanks for that.:pfft: HH, you're just being stubborn. You know you love him. Yusuf, I remember this, but think I'm missing something...:rubeyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Get the smoker to temp, then put on the meat, THEN sit the smoker box in there!! :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self: Don't make politically-based comments in "Note to Self" threads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pwyl Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self: Don't manipulate production data directly with sql. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Always know the difference between the post reply and send private message buttons! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self- If you know there's a chance it could be a shart, just wait till you get to the bathroom. Good one, and my husband says, "Duly noted", if you know what I mean!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sisko Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Yusuf, I remember this, but think I'm missing something...:rubeyes: I'm old.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Always know the difference between the post reply and send private message buttons! Note to self: Tell Babs to kiss my ass next time I see him! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corcaigh Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Note to self: Don't manipulate production data directly with sql. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gortiz Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Get the smoker to temp, then put on the meat, THEN sit the smoker box in there!! :doh: smoking is so damn stressful ... don't know why I bother? Oh yeah, note to self - Smoked meat is AWESOME! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Botched Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 The shart one had me LOL. Note to self: Don't manipulate production data directly with sql. Note to self: learn more about computers so you know WTF people are talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOF44 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Oh yeah, another one, never ever again drink, bourbon, scotch, and absinthe together. Or absinthe by itself for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideshow24 Posted April 16, 2012 Share Posted April 16, 2012 Mine was a recent experience....Remember to use the attachment for the MANDOLIN slicer so you don't slice off a good chunk of your thumb..... Why were you slicing a mandolin? ---------- Post added April-16th-2012 at 02:53 PM ---------- Why were you slicing a mandolin? Note to self: read all the posts before being a smartass. Someone will always beat you to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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