polywog999 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 How the slimy hath fallen- Kermit the frog is sick. He is sick in mind and spirit. He says he wants another movie; friends just want him to clean up before he "croaks." He doesn't remember the 80's....he didn't even act like he knew where he was. He nodded off several times while talking. He asked where "Jim" was....then he asked for $10.00 so he could buy some Bull. Kermit the frog is sad. He won't get help until it is very sad. His children will no longer speak to him. Miss Piggy has filed a restraining order against him. The big question is "why?" Why did he let this happen? He was making six figures back in 1992, which was the most money taken in by any amphibian that decade. "Fame did him in," lamented Ernie, one of his few friends. "He unraveld slowly since Jim passed. He never got over that." Drugs, booze and porn, fuel his unstable life. DDT's and T.D. guide his unsteady hands. It makes you tear up to see him like this. His eyes have no more life than a hammerhead shark. All we can say....is why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I've got such incredible muppet news! I can't quite share it yet, but it is HUGE!!! Argh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 He should Meet the Feebles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thiebear Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 The Disney World Muppet show was amazing, but you could tell Kermit wasn't into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted March 15, 2011 Author Share Posted March 15, 2011 The Disney World Muppet show was amazing, but you could tell Kermit wasn't into it. That's because he was high as a kite. His new girl is preety hot, though.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 He should Meet the Feebles. Ahhh I used to have a copy of that demented movie. Loved the BDSM scene with the ****roach whipping the hippopotamus. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Ahhh I used to have a copy of that demented movie.Loved the BDSM scene with the ****roach whipping the hippopotamus. ~Bang In a back alley on a dirty mattress. That movie is so bad, that it's great. Peter Jacksons finest work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 I was about to come in here and say "things haven't been the same since Jim Henson died" but, per usual, Polywog and I were on the same page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Tater Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 But Kermit is also bi-winning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcl05 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Meet the Feebles is perhaps the ultimate achievement in muppet art. I wish I could find my bootlegged copy. I watched that 100s of times in college. Bletch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 So Poly, did you film the Kermit gif yourself with your own stash? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 All we can say....is why? Well, it isn't easy being green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Maybe he has hit rock bottom...Sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 So Poly, did you film the Kermit gif yourself with your own stash? Rule # 2 Don't get high on your own supply.... but then, not everyone follows the rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PiLfan Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Kermit the Salamander...can see into your soul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
December90 Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 What are you to expect when you get such bad news from a doctor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teller Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Another Wog instant classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 What's next? Mr. Rodgers was a pedophile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 What's next? Mr. Rodgers was a pedophile? http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Was_Mr_Rogers_was_a_pedophile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Was_Mr_Rogers_was_a_pedophile Damn it! I'm a huge Mr. Rogers fan, but that cracked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 Well, it isn't easy being green. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Was_Mr_Rogers_was_a_pedophile Well that figures. His middle name was McFeely. (Seriously. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Rogers) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
polywog999 Posted March 16, 2011 Author Share Posted March 16, 2011 May 1st: The body of the revered Muppet was found in a Tijuana alley known as La Choulia in the Zona Norte district. Early reports suggest he succumbed to an especially virulent case of the H1N1 variant of influenza, commonly known as swine flu. No suspects. Miss Piggy missing. Parents urged to keep their Muppets indoors until further notice. R.I.P. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan T. Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Dibs on the legs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Well that figures. His middle name was McFeely. (Seriously. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Rogers) Lol, that's hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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