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The Evil Genius

The Evil Genius

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Primus - Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver

and she shows it off to all her friends.

One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her,

So she caged him up with cyclone fence.

Along came Lou with the old baboon

And said "Recognize that smell?"

"Smells like seven layers,

That beaver eats Taco Bell."

Now Rex he was a Texan out of New Orleans

And he travelled with the carnival shows.

He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars

And he candied up his nose.

He got wind of the big brown beaver

So he though he'd take himself a peek,

But the beaver was quick

And grabbed him by the kiwis.

Now he ain't pissed for a week.

(And a half!)

Now Wynona took her big brown beaver,

And she stuck him up in the air.

Said "I sure do love this big brown beaver

And I wish I did have a pair."

Now the beaver onces slept for seven days

And it gave us all an awful fright.

So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch

And the **** tried to bite me.

Wynona loved her big brown beaver

And she stroked him all the time.

She pricked her finger one day and it

Occurred to her she might have a porcupine.

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karmacop

karmacop

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Some good ones already mentioned, like "Closer" "Whole Lotta Love" and "I Touch Myself"

Some others that come to mind:

"I Want Your Sex" by George Michael

"Relax" by Frankie Goes to Hollywood

"Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard

"Give it to Me" by Rick James

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Destino

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Maybe I missed it but where is Get Low in this thread?

Chorus:

To the window, to the wall,

To the sweat drop down my balls

To all these ****es crawl

To all skeet skeet mother****er (MOTHER****ER!) all skeet skeet god damn

I remember seeing Dave Chappelle wonder how the hell they got away with saying skeet on the radio. He mused that white people didn't know what it meant.

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China

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No one's suggested the "Big Balls" song by ACDC?

How about the lyrics to "Given the Dog a Bone"

She take you down easy

Going down to her knees

Going down to the devil

Down down at ninety degrees

She blowing me crazy

'til my ammunition is dry

She's using her head again

She's using her head

She's using her head again

I'm justa giving the dog a bone

EDIT: Now that I think about it, a lot of the lyrics on that album were raunchy:

From "Let me put my love into you"

Don't you struggle Don't you fight

Don't you worry 'Cause it's your turn tonight

Let me put my love into you, babe Let me put my love on the line

Let me put my love into you, babe Let me cut your cake with my knife

From "You Shook Me All Night Long"

Knockin' me out with those American thighs

Taking more than her share

Had me fighting for air

She told me to come but I was already there

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frostyj

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Dead Eye Dick Lyric - New Age Girl

Mary Moon, she's a vegetarian

(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

Mary Moon will outlive all the septaugenarians

(Mary Moon, Mary Moon, Mary Moon)

Oh she loves me so, she hates to be alone

She don't eat meat but she sure like the bone

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Ryman of the North

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B4-4 , and yes this got huge airplay on muchmusic and mtv as well as radio, its a thinly veiled ode to oral sex.

I will be the one to love and comfort you

From now until the day I die

I will take you places that you only think

About when you're asleep at night

Let me take the time to understand

And I will

Set your spirit free

If you get down on me

I'll get down on you

I will do anything

That you want me to

It's a game of give and take

To make it through

So if you get down on me

I'll get down on you tonight

Nighttime turns to day again

And you are on my mind

Winter turns to spring and then

Life has passed you by

Right now we are so young and free

But we're runnin' out of time

So while we've got each other here

Let's treat our bodies right

I wanna know exactly what to do, so that

You'll never get me off of your mind

Communicate and I'll go under cover, gonna

Make you come tonight

Over to my house

If you get down on me

I'll get down on you

I will do anything

That you want me to

It's a game of give and take

To make it through

So if you get down on me

I'll get down on you tonight

I'm not the type to change your mind

If you wanna take it slow

No pressure to go all the way

There are often places we can go

Anytime is the right time to reveal it, when

Two people fall as deep as you and me

I wanna know every inch of your body so I

Can set you spirit free

If you get down on me

I'll get down on you

I will do anything

That you want me to

It's a game of give and take

To make it through

So if you get down on me

I'll get down on you tonight

I will be the one to love and comfort you

From now until the day I die

I will take you places that you only think

About when you're asleep at night

If you open up to me I'll make you realize

The things that you could never see

Let me take the time to understand and I will

Set your spirit free

If you get down on me

I'll get down on you

I will do anything

That you want me to

It's a game of give and take

To make it through

So if you get down on me I'll get down on you tonight

I'll get down on you

I will do anything

That you want me to

It's a game of give and take

To make it through

So if you get down on me

I'll get down on you tonight

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Lombardi's_kid_brother

Lombardi's_kid_brother

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Eat Me Alive - Judas Priest

Wrapped tight around me

Like a second flesh hot skin

Cling to my body

As the ecstasy begins

Your wild vibrations

Got me shooting from the hip

Crazed and insatiable let rip

Eat me alive

Sounds like an animal

Panting to the beat

Groan in the pleasure zone

Gasping from the heat

Gut-wrenching frenzy

That deranges every joint

I'm gonna force you at gun point

To eat me alive

Bound to deliver as

You give and I collect

Squealing impassioned as

The rod of steel injects

Lunge to the maximum

Spread-eagled to the wall

You're well equipped to take it all

So eat me alive

Judas Priest gets ton of airplay.

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Lombardi's_kid_brother

Lombardi's_kid_brother

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To this day, I'm stunned that not only did Semi-Charmed Life get released as a single, but it was played on every mainstream Top 40 station non-stop for something like two years.

Let's follow the plot, shall we.

The lead character has both a large penis and a large supply of chrystal-meth.

His best customer is this girl who pays for her supply with oral sex.

They start doing lines together and somehow grow closer.

The song continues and the dealer starts to become a junkie (or perhaps was from the beginning) and begins to really miss the girl.

He keeps doing more and more hits of the crystal meth trying to get a feeling as good as the last time he "fell asleep inside you" (meaning his junky girlfriend).

He's now really high and standing on the beach and feeling way too much. He's also feeling kinda suicidal. This is where the relationship really gets crazy. They are high as kites running around their city. They are having crazy fully-clothed backdoor sex:

Those little red panties,

They pass the test,

Slide up around the belly,

Face down on the mattress

The song generally stops on the radio there, but it ends on the album with the two of them locked in a room as junkies who barely hear each other.

This song is basically "Requiem For A Dream" with a "Do do do" chorus.

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Lombardi's_kid_brother

Lombardi's_kid_brother

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I have a hard time calling AC/DC dirty at this point. Maybe they scared Christian fundamentalists in 1981, but they're stuff is so goofy and over the top that's it difficult to find it dirty.

Seriously, I love 'em but some of their lyrics are the kinds of things that six-graders would find clever. I'm pretty sure Paul Westerberg was parodying them in "Gary's Got A Boner."

In reality, it's possible that "I'm On Fire" by Bruce Springsteen is far more risque than anything the Young brothers ever come up with. That song is apparently about a stalker with a really unhealthy fascination on a girl who just might be underage.

I find Prince diritier than AC/DC just because I don't think Prince is being ironic at all.

And as far as Prince tune's go, the winner for mainstream play is "Sugar Walls." He got the chick that sang "Morning Train" to do this. And it was a hit:

But there's more where you come from - my sugar walls.

My sugar walls

my sugar walls.

Blood races to your private spots

let's me know there's a fire.

You can't fight passion when passion is hot

Temperatures rise inside my sugar walls.

Let me take you somewhere you've never been

I could show you things you've never seen.

I could make you never wanna fall in love again

Come spend the night inside my sugar walls.

Take advantage

it's alright

I feel so alive when I'm with you!

Come and feel my presence

it's reigning tonight.

Heaven on earth inside my sugar walls.

Let me take you somewhere you've never been

. . .

I can tell you want me - my sugar walls -

it's impossible to hide.

Your body's on fire

admit it! Come inside.

My sugar walls

my sugar walls.

Come inside my sugar walls

my sugar walls

my sugar walls.

Come spend the night inside my sugar walls

My sugar walls

my sugar walls.

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China

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I didn't see Berlin's "Sex, I'm a.." mentioned.

And we make love together

Slip and slide in your wet delight, feel the blood flow

Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

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Skin to skin, tongue to oooh! Come on honey hold tight

Come inside, it's a passion play just for you

Let's get lost in that magic place all alone now

Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

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