Forehead Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 How to light a charcoal fire. I've seen guys try to do this to much failure. Either by not giving the fire enough oxygen, or by essentially extinguishing the coals with lighter fluid etc... Isn't this kind of easy now, since most charcoal is already soaked in lighter fluid before you open the bag? If not, dousing it in lighter fluid usually does the trick, you just flick the lighter and there you go. On a completely unrelated note, I'm missing skin on some of my fingers from this years tailgates. Put a woman in her place. :laugh: There's a picture I want to put here, but I need to find it first. have built something out of wood. I found a wood plank and drew eyes and a mouth on it. I call it Keanu Reeves. Does this count? pocket knife buddy pocket knife... Presenting John Hirsch Chop down a tree With his penis? Find a woman's "spot". With his penis? No seriously, I can't believe it took 3 pages for this to get posted. Since there's a lot of random stuff being thrown out here, I'm going to add something completely off the wall, so my answer is "Turn a lesbian straight" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexey Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 huh? Men cannot allow themselves the weakness of having their emotions cloud their reasoning. Mating is the easy part. Serving as a man of the family takes a bit more skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heidenreich Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Find a woman's "spot". Last time I did that, I chipped a tooth.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tour of Duty Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Cook and eat a steak Tip Change a tire Drive a stick Throw a football/baseball/basketball Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brandymac27 Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Last time I did that, I chipped a tooth.......... :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Cook and eat a steakTip Change a tire Drive a stick Throw a football/baseball/basketball Good call on cooking a steak. No man should own one of those bbq forks with a digital thermometer built in. If you can't tell when it's done without cutting it open or using a thermometer, you have no business cooking a steak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RememberOsaka Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Find a woman's "spot". Last time I did that, I chipped a tooth.......... Next time I'll bet you'll ask her permission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 How to participate in an internet thread, with women, without asking them for pictures, sexual likes/dislikes/instructions, whether they would be willing to sell you their underwear, etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Great thread. Im gonna go with defend your wife and or family (sisters and brothers at school, etc) Kill and field dress an animal. Cook the meat and wear the animals hide. Balance a checkbook ( i have friends who struggle with this) Chop fire wood Catch a fish Know hunters/fire arm safety be able to converse and have an educated opinion in social circles These are all basic fundamentals I want my son to have before he can even drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Find a woman's "spot". Thats the one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted January 5, 2009 Author Share Posted January 5, 2009 How about parallel park? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 How to participate in an internet thread, with women, without asking them for pictures, sexual likes/dislikes/instructions, whether they would be willing to sell you their underwear, etc. thats a good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 How about parallel park? Everyone should know how to do this. My favorite is the people who claim to be excellent parallel parkers, then they manage to get their car like 2 feet from the curb w/ their tires all crooked. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgold Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 pee standing up. Every man should know how to do that. ... and wrestle a bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tastes Like Chicken Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 ...pull out? :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Breath? Stick it in the hole? :whoknows: sounds about right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 A man should know how to fight and how to shoot a gun. you may need to do one or the other to protect your family.and a man should always sleep on the side of the bed that is closest to the door in case someone tries to come thru you are the first line of defense. what are the odds of breaking and entering where the assailant comes into the bedroom vs. the odds of a fire? for a fire, you're convenient "protecting your family" spot becomes your "quickest to the door" spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeanCollins Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Breath? Stick it in the hole? :whoknows: Find the G-Spot ...pull out? :paranoid: well, that about covers it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ACW Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Tie a tie.......edit: there's an older thread like this out there somewhere... :secret: Just use a zipper tie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karmacop Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Myself, I tend to reject this idea that there's one very specific thing that every single man needs to know how to do before they are considered a man. I guess I'm more general than that. I'd say taking responsibility for yourself and your actions, having the courage of your convictions, and living up to your ideals. But then again, I'd measure the worth of a woman by these same standards. There's a quote from Teddy Roosevelt that my grandfather had made into a framed print and passed on to my father when he was 16, and my father then passed on to me at the same age, that I think is appropriate here. At the risk of making this thread "too serious", here it is: A man's usefulness depends upon his living up to his ideals insofar as he can. It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed. All daring and courage, all iron endurance or misfortune, make for a finer, nobler type of manhood. Only those are fit to live who do not fear to die and none are fit to die who have shrunk from the joy of life and the duty of life.Theodore Roosevelt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnhay Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 All men should be able to decide for themselves what is important to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted January 5, 2009 Author Share Posted January 5, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MissU28 Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 fix a car change oil mow the lawn play poker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renaissance Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 :secret: Just use a zipper tie. WTF is a zipper tie??? Is that like a clip on for a big boy? If it is, then no. Grown men should know how to tie a tie, dammit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin11 Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 All men should know how to Pee standing up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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