spjunkies Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 This guy got himself one hell of a catch. Lucky dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DButz65 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 LOL @ one of the responses Ha ha. All the dudes on the groom's side look like they are about to be sick. Not like the groom was gonna catch anything special, but c'mon. That beast is like a mixture of Rosanne Barr, Rocky from Mask and Sylvester Stallone. What a wonderful life those two ****bags must have. Jesus, if they have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. ****in kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
d0ublestr0ker0ll Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 My favorite line from that thread: I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 It's BS. The supposed bride used to have a beard. You can tell by the tan line, it noticeable in the pic where there in the car. His face is tan but where the beard was is still white. I have the same problem in the summer and its compounded by the fact that I'm a ginger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz89 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 holy hell, where'd sasquatch come from? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
motorhead Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 What a great idea. I mean the bride only weighs in around 300. Lets make it 310.:laugh: "Here is our wedding cake, it was actually sculpted out of twinkies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 wheeeeeew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drop Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 hahaha, if you keep reading the thread over there, you'll find out that it's fake. I haven't gotten all the way through, but i'm guessing some dude just stumbled upon their myspace pages with all those photos and pretended to be the "groom". LOL, hillarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 hahaha, if you keep reading the thread over there, you'll find out that it's fake. I haven't gotten all the way through, but i'm guessing some dude just stumbled upon their myspace pages with all those photos and pretended to be the "groom".LOL, hillarious. Well, that much is obvious,, but SOMEbody somewhere married that cow. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dictator Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "she" looks like Buffalo Bill from Silence of Lambs after gaining about 400 lbs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drop Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Well, that much is obvious,, but SOMEbody somewhere married that cow.~Bang yes, this is frighteningly true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 yes, this is frighteningly true. You know what else is likely true? Given the number of people who post in the Tailgate (and on ES in general) and given the sheer numbers of women waddling around who resemble the bridal party we see here, there's probably a good number of guys reading this thread with a similar beast at home. ~Bang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drop Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 You know what else is likely true?Given the number of people who post in the Tailgate (and on ES in general) and given the sheer numbers of women who resemble the bridal party we see here, there's probably a good number of guys reading this thread with a similar beast at home. ~Bang Dear lord let's hope not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevenaa Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Hahah. Says he waited to get married to lose his virginity and then 3 posts later says he married her cause she was pregnant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FanboyOf91 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Needs more flamethrower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocky21 Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Looks like they bought the brides maids shop out of all the taffeta they had. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Holy **** what a big *****! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJeremy Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Keeping with the theme of the thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frommd Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 "At a total combined weight of 2,000 pounds, it's the BRIDAL PARTY!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 That's a hell of a receding hairline. Maybe it's a man. Not that it would make it any better looking but wow. Or, ugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingtar Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 This is probably his way around laws prohibiting polygamy. Just marry a women the size of 4 instead of marrying 4 separate women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondie Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I don't like humor as other people's expense, so I won't comment on her weight. I do have a question however. I have never seen a woman with a hair line like hers. She certainly resembles a man in those pics. Have any of you seen other women who have a hair line that receding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 Hahah. Says he waited to get married to lose his virginity and then 3 posts later says he married her cause she was pregnant. eating babies != pregnant; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HighOnHendrix Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 That's a hell of a receding hairline. Maybe it's a man. Not that it would make it any better looking but wow. Or, ugh. I think the whole thing is a joke and that it's a dude. Probably just trying to get certain people (see above) to react. Pretty sick regardless, IMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted November 20, 2008 Share Posted November 20, 2008 I'm guessing he is now the laughing stock of the family, if he wasnt already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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