China Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 "Ninja" sighting locks down Barnegat schools BARNEGAT — A report of a ninja sighting in the woods near the Robert L. Horbelt elementary School prompted a brief lockdown of the township's public schools before authorities realized the suspect in question was actually a camp counselor heading toward a costume party. Click on the link for the full article ------------------ Well, duh, if it had been a real ninja they never would have seen it in the first place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Damn, I didn't think they saw me. :paranoid: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 That might be on the same level as leaving the driver seat of your RV to make a sandwich, crashing and winning the law suit. Whoever closed the school for a ninja, ah, I don't know what to do with him. A freaking ninja sighting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Sassy Molassy Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 hahahahaha, This is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolley83 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Probably a member of the foot clan, that darned Shredder is ruthless, endangering the lives of schoolchildren... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Well, duh, if it had been a real ninja they never would have seen it in the first place. Exactly. Damn, I didn't think they saw me.:paranoid: Amateur. You should be ashamed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Damn, I didn't think they saw me.:paranoid: You must not be a very good ninja if they did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Koolblue13 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 5 schools close for half an hour because of a ninja. It doesn't sound right, no matter how you think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GibbsFactor Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 You must not be a very good ninja if they did. But I'm practicing damn it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zguy28 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Damn, I didn't think they saw me.:paranoid: You're no Frank Dux. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HogNose Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Damn China.. just when I think I've seen you post it all, you pull a Ninja story out. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGreenistheBest Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Ninjas are insignificant next to the power of the force. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techboy Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I, for one, applaud the quick thinking of the school district. For those laughing, consider this: Facts:1. Ninjas are mammals. 2. Ninjas fight ALL the time. 3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 This "person" is not a true ninja. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 And neither is anyone else in this thread. Ninja fail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary Clark Fan Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Well its not everyday u have ninjas in the news... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilmer17 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Ninjas!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BALLz Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Only highlight this text if you're extremely gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Guess I'm too ninja even for you Skins24. Bow down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted June 25, 2008 Author Share Posted June 25, 2008 Obviously, the alleged ninja wasn't one of these four guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChocolateCitySkin Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 That wacky sunstone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skins24 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I really didn't see that GACOLB, lol. You are a true ninja *bows* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Guess I'm too ninja even for you Skins24. Bow down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 A Ninja is a master of all stealth, which is not just going unseen, but going un-noticed you guys fail at ninja can you spot the ninja? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
praise_gibbs Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Good ol' New Jersey. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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