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Jenna Jameson retires !

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I just happened to stumble across this.

I wasn't actually browsing adult sites.

Actually, my friend told me about this.

http://www.cele****y.com/8596/jenna_jameson_retires/

Porn queen Jenna Jameson shocked an auditorium full of porno stars and adult entertainment executives at the AVN Awards in Vegas on Saturday night when she unexpectedly announced that she was retiring from showbiz.

“Honesty is key,” she said. “I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever!”

Jameson’s announcement was met with some boos from the audience.

The porn star presented the crossover award to Stormy Daniels, who shared: “Well I plan on spreading my legs for this industry for quite some time.”

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I just happened to stumble across this.

I wasn't actually browsing adult sites.

Actually, my friend told me about this.

http://www.cele****y.com/8596/jenna_jameson_retires/

Porn queen Jenna Jameson shocked an auditorium full of porno stars and adult entertainment executives at the AVN Awards in Vegas on Saturday night when she unexpectedly announced that she was retiring from showbiz.

“Honesty is key,” she said. “I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever!”

Jameson’s announcement was met with some boos from the audience.

The porn star presented the crossover award to Stormy Daniels, who shared: “Well I plan on spreading my legs for this industry for quite some time.”

She didn't say anything about not bending over for the industry though...

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That's just fine by me. She looks like somebody smacked her in the face with a big bag of WTF anyway.

And for God's sake. Have a cheeseburger or two. It ain't gonna kill ya.

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Eh, she was getting old anyways. Time to clear out for the younger talent.

Is there a porno Hall of Fame? and does she need to be retired for 7 years to become eligible?

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Plastic surgery is a scary thing.

Thank god the other Jenna is still out there keeping our ****les and mussels nice and warm.

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She looks like she's been smoking crack or something. For the last few years any time I saw a picture of her I'd be like damn she got fugly.

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As far as the younger talent, here is the chick that won the award Jenna was handing out:

stormy_daniels_4.jpg

:mmm:

Yes, that is quite a hot blank space :laugh:

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I read a while back that she was battling cancer. This was a few months ago. That might be the reason she looks so bad. However, I never liked her anyway. I didn't see what made her so much better than everyone else. Maybe it is because I like brunettes.

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You guys are slacking. I can't believe it took until the 2nd page...

I'd hit it.

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I read a while back that she was battling cancer. This was a few months ago. That might be the reason she looks so bad.

I always suspected drug use, botox, collagen, breast implants and other assorted plastic surgeries were treatments for cancer.

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Her company will still be producing she will just not be performing (because yes, her looks are starting to slip away)... so I don't really think its a big loss to the industry at all -- younger stars will want to be a part of anything that has her name on it.

I totally like her husband on Celebrity Apprentice... I had no idea who he was until then. UFC is retarded to me so I never paid attention.

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