NavyDave Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 My stupidest comment comes from a few years ago. I was making out with my girlfriend at the time and then right after, looking her in the eye and telling her she kind of looked like my sister. Needless to say, I know how Portis is probably feeling about this comment today. You are from Va?? It wouldn't be stupid if there was a "West" in front of it :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePreciating Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Cop: Are there any drugs in the car? Me: Uhhh....not that I know of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 I sure there are a thousand things that everyone, including myself regret saying. We're all human. We have fallacies. We have faults. I regret that bean burrito I had for lunch, right....about....now!!! P.U. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 When I let the cat out of the bag that I intentionally set our Wedding Date on August 28th so as to not interfere with the opening weekend games...ever!14 years and running and I have never had to post pone our anniversary dinner... :applause: I got married July 2nd. We always get fireworks around our anniversary. Perfect time of the year for me. Only baseball is going on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THUNDERDOME Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 The summer in Phoenix isn't that bad :doh: :doh: :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idaho fan Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Two things come to mind... The first. I was fixing some wiring in our house. Right before I cut one of the lines my wife asks me if I flipped the breaker. I said (here is the stupid part) "ofcourse I did - I am not an idiot". You know what happend next. The second thing that I thought of: I had been married for about a year. I was two years into a 5 year college degree. My wife was working full time and I part time. She told me she was pregnant and I said "cool, - how hard can having and raising kids be?" It's funny, those who have never had kids always seem to know everything about raising them... Looking back. I was a complete idiot - raising kids is the most difficult thing I have ever done/do. Funny thing is though it is also the one thing I am most proud of and enjoy doing above all else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB Dizzle Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 In a drunk splur - "Georgia's not in the south" to a hot girl from Georgia who said she was from the south..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SonOfWashington Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 That Lebron is good.Come again?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artnjudy Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Come again?? They Cowboy's have a chance in hell of making the playoffs this year!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsOrlando Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 "I didn't cheat on you, I pulled out" - tried using that back in high school, didn't work I told a cop I smelled like alcohol because I was chewing Budweiser gum. He laughed, didn't citate me for underage consumption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artnjudy Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 "I didn't cheat on you, I pulled out" - tried using that back in high school, didn't work I told a cop I smelled like alcohol because I was chewing Budweiser gum. He laughed, didn't citate me for underage consumption. How about: "I cheted on you, kept it in as long as I could, and didn't wear a skin. That is even more studid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Never21Forgotten36 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 You are from Va?? It wouldn't be stupid if there was a "West" in front of it :D That is a stupid comment right there. Little offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bliz Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 <Later in the day, after having turned a corner in my office and nearly run over a secretary and her kid> "Sorry about that. Was that your daughter?" "That was my son." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Worthy Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 " I thought Cowboys fans was smart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jnhay Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Skins go 14-2 in 2006 That's just wishful thinking. Cop: Are there any drugs in the car?Me: Uhhh....not that I know of.... :applause: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pjfootballer Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 That is a stupid comment right there. Little offensive. Isn't everything these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightAgent Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Two things come to mind...The first. I was fixing some wiring in our house. Right before I cut one of the lines my wife asks me if I flipped the breaker. I said (here is the stupid part) "ofcourse I did - I am not an idiot". You know what happend next. The second thing that I thought of: I had been married for about a year. I was two years into a 5 year college degree. My wife was working full time and I part time. She told me she was pregnant and I said "cool, - how hard can having and raising kids be?" It's funny, those who have never had kids always seem to know everything about raising them... Looking back. I was a complete idiot - raising kids is the most difficult thing I have ever done/do. Funny thing is though it is also the one thing I am most proud of and enjoy doing above all else. Raising my son was hard when he was in that winey stage then he started playing football and laying people out....I walk up and down the sidelines with my head as big as a beach ball.....kids are great!!! BTW I really try hard to look concerned when my son hurts someone on the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinsfor4 Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Lord just make the room stop spinning and Ill never drink that much again.MMMMMM BEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skindawg Willie Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Circa 1993 : "Roger Clemens will have an ERA under 1.00 this year! I'll bet ya $20.00" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stew Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Sometimes when im speaking with a woman or a man, I will respond with the wrong gender response. For example, Im speaking to a female suoervisor and Ill say "yes sir" in response to something. Force of habit from playing sports and addressing your coach and father i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tulane Skins Fan Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 can i post the thread about portis not being a home run threat in here and attribute it to that threadstarter, or does it have to be something i said? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
artnjudy Posted May 23, 2007 Share Posted May 23, 2007 Sometimes when im speaking with a woman or a man, I will respond with the wrong gender response. For example, Im speaking to a female suoervisor and Ill say "yes sir" in response to something. Force of habit from playing sports and addressing your coach and father i guess. This does sound stupid to me:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :doh1: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nace14 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 "dude We Singned Deion!!!!!! Superbowl!!!!!!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
borninblood Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 I told a retarted joke the first year i was a volunteer for the special olympics in ear shot of a mother of an athelete when i was about 19 in the USAF. I felt like dirt. I ended up coaching their B basketball team the next year and their A team the year after that. IT was a humbling experiencce to say the least. You grow up and move on though. Now it is one of my favorite charities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted May 24, 2007 Share Posted May 24, 2007 And i quote, " I have to poop". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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