CBass1724 Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 45 minutes ago, CBass1724 said: They should be replaced by bong rips, double cheeseburgers, noncommittal sex, and napping. . 34 minutes ago, youngchew said: Fixed that for ya. That's how a boss playa such as yourself X should be spending today Man, I really miss college. Those would all definitely be on my daily to-do list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 I acknowledge college kids as adults, because legally at age 18 they are considered adults and if they finish up in 4-5 years, they are usually 22-23 years old. But, to use the phrase, "I'm done with adulting today" to apply to normal college life (e.g. skipping class, blowing off your study group, etc.) is improper usage of the phrase, imo. I consider the term to apply to those that are completely on their own, paying rent/mortgage, paying bills, working a full-time job, etc. This could/can apply to a college kid if they are completely on their own as far as paying for everything and not receiving any support/money from their parents/family. Working full-time while supporting themselves and going to college. Then I think it would apply. But for skipping class? Nah. I remember one winter semester if it was raining outside, I'd skip my morning classes. I lived off campus and commuted and didn't feel like parking in BFE and walking an eternity in the cold and rain. I never referred to it as "I'm not going to do any adulting this morning." I usually said, "**** this ****, I'm going back to bed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, CBass1724 said: Man, I really miss college. Those would all definitely be on my daily to-do list. I bet. :pimp: Kinda like the force, I can sense the pimp-hand is strong with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBass1724 Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 6 minutes ago, youngchew said: I bet. :pimp: Kinda like the force, I can sense the pimp-hand is strong with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 The way the fur moves as he floats down the stairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 1 hour ago, Cooleyfan1993 said: fine...not going to explain myself anymore. Getting annoying. Was just trying to add to the conversation. Have a good day guys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBeast Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 @Cooleyfan1993 you will appreciate it more when you are older, and good for you kicking in and doing what you can. You should be proud of yourself man! My boy is 19, doing a double major and working near full time as the team Equipment Manager. Got his own apartment, roommates, paying the bills and even took his Challenger down to Miami. Mom and Dad help, but he carries a lot of his own weight...which makes me an insanely proud father, and it also gives him the basic foundational skills like paying bills, cleaning the house, cooking etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Springfield Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 I've been machine gunning out of my anoose today. Normally it's nice even flow, solid. This has been like a rapid fire turret gun. Like a LMG, when you're used to that AR action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedBeast Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Springfield said: I've been machine gunning out of my anoose today. Normally it's nice even flow, solid. This has been like a rapid fire turret gun. Like a LMG, when you're used to that AR action. Be thankful you aren't shootin' em out like a GAU8 on a Warthog, toilet would be destroyed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 1 minute ago, Springfield said: I've been machine gunning out of my anoose today. Normally it's nice even flow, solid. This has been like a rapid fire turret gun. Like a LMG, when you're used to that AR action. Better alternative than the vengeful, slow slice of a Persian dagger. You're never the same after those. Small piece of your colon gets left behind every time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Mental Midget. I predict 40 Year old virgin part two. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBass1724 Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 17 minutes ago, Springfield said: I've been machine gunning out of my anoose today. Normally it's nice even flow, solid. This has been like a rapid fire turret gun. Like a LMG, when you're used to that AR action. Springy on the john today: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 2 minutes ago, CBass1724 said: Springy on the john today: "You're gonna need a bigger mop." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, Kosher Ham said: Mental Midget. I predict 40 Year old virgin part two. Still don't get dudes like that (not saying that's who I think cooleyfan is) You'd have to practically be afraid of sex, to go that long without smashing. Even the most socially challenged of people can find some way to fall helplessly 20 stories and get caught by cheeks at least once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Springy all like... 2 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: Still don't get dudes like that (not saying that's who I think cooleyfan is) You'd have to practically be afraid of sex, to go that long without smashing. Even the most socially challenged of people can find some way to fall helplessly 20 stories and get caught by cheeks at least once. I agree. It's amazing to me. I look at some guys and say to myself someone let you hit it ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 12 minutes ago, CBass1724 said: Springy on the john today: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CBass1724 Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 If I was at the point in my life where I'm in my 30's and haven't gotten laid yet, I'm purchasing the finest hookers and blow available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Btw, I ran into some massive ass spoilers when going for that kamehameha gif. Saw Goku with frost colored hair, and an adult Gotenks. Damn internet . Battle of the Gods was awesome. Now I need to catch up on things and misremember what I just saw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 4 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: Btw, I ran into some massive ass spoilers when going for that kamehameha gif. Saw Goku with frost colored hair, and an adult Gotenks. Damn internet . Battle of the Gods was awesome. Now I need to catch up on things and misremember what I just saw Just take a forget-me-now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 15 minutes ago, CBass1724 said: I'm purchasing the finest hookers and blow available. Whatever you do, don't use a condom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 Well, certainly don't use one if you want your penis to look like a hydra and spit venom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 8 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: Well, certainly don't use one if you want your penis to look like a hydra and spit venom wake up after a long, rubberless night of coke and whores and you look down at your joint and it's looking back at you like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 16 minutes ago, youngchew said: wake up after a long, rubberless night of coke and whores and you look down at your joint and it's looking back at you like Then tries to find a way to separate itself from your nuts so it can free itself to take innocent lives and shroud the world in darkness.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 I pick the worse times to make my monthly appearances in this thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xameil Posted January 3, 2017 Share Posted January 3, 2017 13 minutes ago, Mr. Sinister said: Then tries to find a way to separate itself from your nuts so it can free itself to take innocent lives and shroud the world in darkness.... Sounds like one of my ex girlfriends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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