Mocountyskins Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I act as if everyone already knows me and knows I'm sarcastic but random people don't know me so they think I'm serious when my chair is wobbly and I roll my eyes and say "Chaos is everywhere this is why I follow satan" lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpage520 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I have extra fanhood ties to him since I watched him as a Gator too. But even then he was unpredictable in regards to whether or not he could stay on the field. He IS a monster when he can stay healthy. He always reminded me of what Sleepy Davis was SUPPOSED to be if he could stay out of his own way. Lame as it is, at least Reed misses games because of injury. Fred did out of straight stupidity and immaturity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 yeah man, the talent and athleticism is there...just stay healthy man. damn. Jordan's body is made out of the same material as Greg Oden's knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Can't somebody post some sweet cleavage pics so we can change the subject from suicide. EDIT... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Lmao. Oh Fred I remember thinking our offense was gonna be insane when we drafted all those guys in the second in '08. Now they're all out of the league. That entire draft was just godawful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I roll my eyes and say "Chaos is everywhere this is why I follow satan" lmao do me a favor and leave the Satanism stuff out of your upcoming coffee date....sarcasm or not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Yeah, that's not sarcastic or witty. It's just creepy and corny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I was not planning on it. Thats the full moco ice bucket challenge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 After the first date MoCo will be outside her bedroom window and call her and be like "I love watching you sleep" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 After the first date MoCo will be outside her bedroom window and call her and be like "I love watching you sleep" Show up with a tube of Crest for their second date. "This is the one you use right, always good to have back-ups". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Moco be like: "I read through your diary last night while you showered. There was no mention of our date last Friday.... WHY?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpage520 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 After the first date MoCo will be outside her bedroom window and call her and be like "I love watching you sleep" With these new glasses I can see your dreams! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 You must be punished...Finish Her !!! With these new glasses I can see your dreams! He can literally read her mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 With these new glasses I can see your dreams!Bamma can see her organs and ****."Looks like that filet mignon didnt go down quite how you anticipated. Would you like a glass of water?" "Where am I? Right behind you :)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I got an uplifting story for MoCo. Well I don't know about uplifting. Just want to show, we all go through some ****. So there was this girl I was trying to holler at. Hard. Sexy girl, Pakistani. I was fresh out of prison on house arrest (12 months, record as far as I know). Anyway, long story how I swung it (longer than I'm gonna swype on a phone), but ankle monitor on, I was able to swing going to her birthday party at some club downtown. I risked two-plus years back in prison to go to this girls bday party. You think I ever got that? Was just reminiscing with someone about past stories like that, that one came up and made me think of MoCo. Thanks for letting me share. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer_FFX Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 After the first date MoCo will be outside her bedroom window and call her and be like "I love watching you sleep" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elessar78 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 After the first date MoCo will be outside her bedroom window and call her and be like "I love watching you sleep" But the way MoCo will say it . . . let me set the stage . . . They're having a nice conversation at their second coffee date. There's a pause in the convo and Moco looks at her over his glasses and says, "I love . . ." She pops up, bracing herself for the sudden wave of awkwardness that's about to wash over her. "I love watching you sleep," he says finishing his thought. The wave she was expecting turns into a breathless chill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebluefood Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I feel like MoCo is the Karl Pilkington of this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Okay I spent 5 minutes coming up with another ice breaker. "Don't you hate when old people complain, its like don't you have other things to worry about like if bananas are too hard for your teeth?" Oh or "So I saw a article on yahoo today about waiters giving dating tips. How about you worry about my glass always having water in it how about that? Okay after typing those out I won't use them...those are things that I shouldn't say until I know someone better okay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Evil Genius Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Best thing ever on the internet (this week). http://youtu.be/vvDa7JxosuE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Do you ever sit down somewhere at work or at school and then think "I wonder how many people have sharted in this chair?" Okay I'm done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I feel like MoCo is the Karl Pilkington of this thread. who is that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 who is that Your father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jpage520 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Lol Honestly... "Hi, how's it going? My name is ______." Is usually a pretty good icebreaker. There are some others for after that... "So where are you from and what brought you here?" "I like movies and video games. What do you like to do in your spare time?" "I like hamburgers. How about you?" And the list goes on and on of things that might be better to talk about than the frequency of sharts in your current seat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 And the list goes on and on of things that might be better to talk about than the frequency of sharts in your current seat. lmfao From personal exp the normal list tends to make me a boring person after 30 minutes and then they never respond to me ever again. So that is part of the urge to be "special" or "odd" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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