Dr. Do Itch Big Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 "I had crush on you for Years" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I'm sure I won't mess it up. I mean I've been on plenty of dates before I just like to mess around sometimes, not all the time just sometimes. Won't go that far but sometimes i'll throw something out there to keep someone on their toes and make sure their not just thinking about "omg so bored". Usually I'll throw out something super light and if they laugh or smile I might go onto something bigger. If they don't then I'll continue with the normal stuff I do follow your guys advice believe it or not. I just mess around less than I normally would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Your father Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Confidence is key MoCo. You probably come off as someone with turrets syndrome. No wonder they start to cancel after the first date. No ****ing jokes. Why is that so difficult to understand ? Talk about school, family, goals, normal ****, not this randomness that you think makes you different. It's making you different alright, but not in a good way. Save the jokes for once you get to know the person MUCH better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 For example the incorrect answer to goals would be: "I want to train cats to ride bicycles." the correct answer is: "Finish school, go to law school, do my part to make the world a better place, travel as much as possible and make a nice paycheck" Its not difficult to understand. I do understand, its just like a need feeling idk its weird I can't explain it. Just have to make sure I take my adderall to calm down lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It doesn't have to be a Ms. America answer. Just real ****. If you want to train cats that's fine. Add that bull**** in after your real goals. Side note : If that is your ultimate life goal you will forever be single. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Thank you for the birthday wishes. Especially from Morgan Freeman and yes, I did read that with his voice. The clock officially turns 47 at 5:00 PM on the dot. I was just in time for dinner. Sorry I couldn't officially weigh in on the HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PJ until now...but I hope you're having a great one, dude!!! Look out, Hooters!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 I forgot all about the birthday post. I was sitting there reading the list trying to figure out which person he was... My best guess was Kirk Franklin. ( I know it was around this day) Happy Birthday pj. I wish my guess was Layla Kayleigh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 It doesn't have to be a Ms. America answer. Just real ****. If you want to train cats that's fine. Add that bull**** in after your real goals. Side note : If that is your ultimate life goal you will forever be single. As a fellow cat lover, and guardian of MANY over the years, you'll never be a success, either, LOL...they do what they want, and we humans adapt to their quirks...if you don't know that, you haven't watched much Animal Planet. There are ways to change some behavior, but unless you get 'em outta the womb from the beginning, it's hard to make them "obey". (I'm extremely blessed...people have called me a cat whisperer, and I have a way with the small dogs I work with...) ...that's all really hard to explain on a dating website, I'd have probably been shot by now if this wasn't a football talkin' site full of angry/disheartened folks, LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 (I'm extremely blessed...people have called me a cat whisperer, and I have a way with the small dogs I work with...) Taken out of context. Don't let your husband find out. Which one of you folks is from PR ? I recall someone mentioning it...maybe it was just a vacation. Wife and I are considering going there...hoping for some pointers/suggestions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 lmao "My fear is Alzheimer's. Nothing can take that fear away" "Except for Alzheimer's" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 lmao "My fear is Alzheimer's. Nothing can take that fear away" "Except for Alzheimer's" No jokes...ZERO jokes. You are not funny. Not even a little bit. The only funny things you say are about piss poor decisions that you have made...you certainly will not seal the deal telling women those stories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 That was a post on reddit thats why I quoted it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 That was a post on reddit thats why I quoted it! Still not funny. Stop whoring. Start focusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Taken out of context. Don't let your husband find out. Which one of you folks is from PR ? I recall someone mentioning it...maybe it was just a vacation. Wife and I are considering going there...hoping for some pointers/suggestions. My former boss & wife are from PR...her dad is a prominent dentist who lives on a cliff and gets mail once a week or so. Sure that's where you wanna be? lmao "My fear is Alzheimer's. Nothing can take that fear away" "Except for Alzheimer's" Shut up. My dad's gonna die of it. Just shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Bout to ask the mods to change MoCos name to 5 Hour, seeing as his jokes are in dire need of an energy boost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 No jokes...ZERO jokes. You are not funny. Not even a little bit. The only funny things you say are about piss poor decisions that you have made...you certainly will not seal the deal telling women those stories. lol. You crack me up Kosher! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 My former boss & wife are from PR...her dad is a prominent dentist who lives on a cliff and gets mail once a week or so. Sure that's where you wanna be? I hate getting mail...sounds good to me. Bout to ask the mods to change MoCos name to 5 Hour, seeing as his jokes are in dire need of an energy boost I am sticking with my original plan of Clueless. His jokes are terrible though, jeez. I wonder if he writes for Dane Cook these days ? Speaking of...what ever happened to that guy ? lol. You crack me up Kosher! Are you serious ? haha. Makes me laugh just pondering if you are setting me up. Thanks if serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I'm serious. You are a funny dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dont Taze Me Bro Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I'm sure I won't mess it up. I mean I've been on plenty of dates before I just like to mess around sometimes, not all the time just sometimes. Won't go that far but sometimes i'll throw something out there to keep someone on their toes and make sure their not just thinking about "omg so bored". Usually I'll throw out something super light and if they laugh or smile I might go onto something bigger. If they don't then I'll continue with the normal stuff I do follow your guys advice believe it or not. I just mess around less than I normally would. Remember what I told you. Sometimes people smile/laugh at crazy **** cause they are being nice. Don't take that as a sign to keep going or take it to even a crazier level. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I posted in the thread about looking for new mods since I'm on the tailgate for like at least 8 hours a day. But then I realized that you guys would never allow that to happen lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Brent grimes' wife just went ape **** on twitter, criticizing the NFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosher Ham Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 I'm serious. You are a funny dude. Again thank you. I just try to be me man. Sometimes funny moments pop up and my reactions are what they are. It is really just spontaneous. Serious and mature, balanced with goofy and silly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Lol my 13 year old sister started her own youtube channel. Her first video was talking about her favorite Disney characters and how she wants to be an actress. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan2k Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 Lol my 13 year old sister started her own youtube channel. Her first video was talking about her favorite Disney characters and how she wants to be an actress. she will probably have 1 million views soon and going to be a multi millionaire by age 15 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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