Mr. Sinister Posted May 22, 2014 Share Posted May 22, 2014 I swear, I literally can't find Baby Ruth candy bars anywhere. What the hell is going on? Clear your mind, and be One with the 5 senses..... Then, and only then, will you see them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G.A.C.O.L.B. Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 One of the few TV shows that brought me to tears. When Will was crying saying why doesnt his dad want him.*sorry, cell phone asspost*You know Will Smith...basically adlibbed that whole part? He did the script but then he just went off on how he really felt about his father in real life. His tears were 100% genuine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrypticVillain Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I swear, I literally can't find Baby Ruth candy bars anywhere. What the hell is going on? Well that's a coincidence, I just had one last night. Very underrated candy bar.But my niece just said she couldn't find one either, so I doubt know. Maybe my mind is clear and I'm one with the senses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abdcskins Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 My new boss just caught me checking her out (I think). Today was the first day I met her. ****. Oh well can't fire me because of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 My new boss just caught me checking her out (I think). Today was the first day I met her. ****. Oh well can't fire me because of that. C'mon son. Don't **** where you eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 C'mon son. Don't **** where you eat Do it. I don't like how ****ing refers to pooping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 My new boss just caught me checking her out (I think). Today was the first day I met her. ****. Oh well can't fire me because of that. If she smiled, she wants the D. Did she smile? She might want the D? Go give the D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 If she smiled, she wants the D. Did she smile? She might want the D? Go give the D. can't spell "abdcskins" without....THE D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Bay Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Look into my eye, Youngchew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Look into my eye, Youngchew. Oh my god....I see Robert and Alfred holding up a Lombardi! (and yes, Apone. ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Wtf is that a picture of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RVAbrendan Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 C'mon son. Don't **** where you eat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Sinister Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Wtf is that a picture of? Yo mama... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Yo mama... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Going Commando Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Adam DeVine has the face of a simpleton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinz4Life12 Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Can this work day be over so I can go surfing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Adam DeVine has the face of a simpleton. have you been watching him on Modern Family? Hilarious. I hope he's in Pitch Perfect 2, he crushed the first one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 One of my old Football coaches from 10th grade got picked up for sex abuse the other day. Now that I think about it, it was always weird. We were linemen and after we were done pushing the sled or w/e in our indy groups he would have us all huddle up and tell us to take a knee. Use to say "Pay attention I want it to look like i'm coaching yall up" then he use to tell us about all the times he nutted. We were 15 so we thought coach was cool and funny. Thinking back on those moments it kind of makes sense now. Thats also the 3rd teacher from my HS to get picked up for sex abuse in 8 years. Go Gladiators! lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Going Commando Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 have you been watching him on Modern Family? Hilarious. I hope he's in Pitch Perfect 2, he crushed the first one. Yeah I saw him in Modern Family. That dude can say anything and make me laugh. I actually haven't seen Pitch Perfect. I know him from Workaholics. Maybe I should see Pitch Perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 One of my old Football coaches from 10th grade got picked up for sex abuse the other day. Now that I think about it, it was always weird. We were linemen and after we were done pushing the sled or w/e in our indy groups he would have us all huddle up and tell us to take a knee. Use to say "Pay attention I want it to look like i'm coaching yall up" then he use to tell us about all the times he nutted. We were 15 so we thought coach was cool and funny. Thinking back on those moments it kind of makes sense now. Thats also the 3rd teacher from my HS to get picked up for sex abuse in 8 years. Go Gladiators! lmao Thats kinda weird. Is it weird I'm good friends with one of my hs teachers? We even got drunk together, I was pretty mature in high school, so I always thought they saw me as an adult and not a teenager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chew Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 I actually haven't seen Pitch Perfect. I know him from Workaholics. Maybe I should see Pitch Perfect. Dude, I put my life up as collateral, watch it. Pitch Perfect is one of the funniest movies I've seen in years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mocountyskins Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Thats kinda weird. Is it weird I'm good friends with one of my hs teachers? We even got drunk together, I was pretty mature in high school, so I always thought they saw me as an adult and not a teenager. Idk. I thought a couple of my HS teachers were really cool for different reasons. And if I ran across one of them in a bar or something I would have a drink with them for sure. Especially Ms Stone In HS a few teachers were cool to just chill with and joke around with. But none of them ever talked about "the one time they nutted early" I mean I'd think that's something that you shouldent talk to a kid about. But with that being said I'm 24 now and if I saw an old teacher at a bar or something then yea we could talk about giving the D. its a very fine line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Do Itch Big Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Talking about nutting is just bizarre. Teacher never take about that, though we did have back and forth like for example I would say he can't get laid cause he bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbs Hog Heaven Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 3 days of this flu has knocked me squarely on my ass. Gone from can't get warm, despite being wrapped up like a polar expedition; through sweats and can't cool down; with a constant all over ache and bunged up nose. Been hammering the over the counter meds and finally got my temp back to normal tonight but still feeling like utter ****. The Docs awaits in the morning if this doesn't improve I think. Hey, I feel like crap so I get to biatch. International man law. Hail. *Edit* For the record, nutting is the very last thing I feel like doing right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Going Commando Posted May 23, 2014 Share Posted May 23, 2014 Dude, I put my life up as collateral, watch it. Pitch Perfect is one of the funniest movies I've seen in years. Alright, I need to watch it then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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