Capt Rich Fla Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Poop out a dozen hard crabs (whole) with Old Bay still in tact. OUCH!:laugh::point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Being video taped tossing off and played on a jumbo tron. (WANNA GET AWAY) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alwaysaskin Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Give a reacharound to a spider-monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance giggity I'd rather watch a Hulk Hogan movie retrospective while having a hot three way with Chyna and Nicole Bass, followed up by a pssionate romp with Roseanne Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted March 21, 2006 Author Share Posted March 21, 2006 I'd rather chop off my genitals and pour lemon juice on the wound*That ones gonna get quoted too Deserves to get quoted :laugh: :laugh: Id rather give up beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmic Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Id rather have unabashed sex with Rosie O'donnell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grhqofb5 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I would rather shave the hair off Saddam Hussein's balls, spin it into thread, knit myself a ski mask, and wear it to a showing of a brokeback mountain/steel magnolias double feature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jservs7 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I would rather cheer during a woman's golf game while wearing a pink "Michelle Wie Is The Coolest" tshirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumodat Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I would pour hot sand from the beach on my eye balls -and- clean a porti-potti at a hard-boiled egg eating contest with nothing but a straw rather than root for the BrokeBacks!! :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I'd rather listen to George W. Bush narrating The Great Gatsby Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PotomacSkinsFan Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 root against the cowboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chree Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 i'd rather use a sandpaper condom....rough being the inside i'd rather slide down a slide with built in glass shards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I'd rather listen to TO list the reasons why his family is starving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MossFan89 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Right Guys (and girls) list please things you would rather do than cheer on dallas. :dallasuck I reckon we can get a hundred things no bother :laugh: :laugh: i would rather jump off the side walk :laugh: j/k nah i would rather kiss a toilet seat then cheer the cowgurls. :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted March 21, 2006 Author Share Posted March 21, 2006 i propose we make it a rule that we replace the word dallas (i feel dirty even typing it) with the words brokeback mountain at every opportunity :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MossFan89 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 what about cowgurls? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I'd rather drink from Pastabelly's colostomy bag *sorry for the visual everybody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsman4u Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Buy a riding lawn mower for my 10 acre home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manichispanic Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 i'd rather smoke for 40 years........through my cornhole...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PCS Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Stop talking. Uh oh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I would rather make sweet passionate love with Janet Reno then cheer for the Cowgirls. dude after reading that i just want to puke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cavalry414 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I would rather staple my tongue to my chin and swim down a river of testicles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seabee1973 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 root against the cowboys best one yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iceman330 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Right Guys (and girls) list please things you would rather do than cheer on dallas. :dallasuck I reckon we can get a hundred things no bother :laugh: :laugh: Go to the dentist. :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefense Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Dress like a terrorist and walk up to the white house with a backpack on my back and a toy grenade in my hand!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-Dog Night Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Become the newest detainee at Abu Gharib prison, with an Al Qaeda tattoo on my forehead coupled with a nasty case of turrets syndrome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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