hamptonskinsfan Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I would watch Dr. Phil before I rooted for the cowpukes!! heck i would rather have hard rough man love with Dr Phil before I rooted for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dcsmooth Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I rather have nightmares that Dallas has won another Superbowl (that requires medication:insane:) than to root for the "Broke Back Mountain" Cowboys! :mad: :shot: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Reading that post may have been worse than rooting for the Cowboys. :doh: Nice visual, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inigo Montoya Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Stop it, stop it... i am laughing so hard reading this and I'm at work getting strange looks. Here's mine: I would rather live with my in-laws than root for the cowchickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NWSkins Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I would rather fly to Zimbabwe and live under a turtle shell for 6 months I would rather drop-out of college, (currently at Northwestern) and pursue a life-long career in being a male prostitue, thus later developing aids, and die at age 40. I would rather reject having exotic sex w/ Petra Nemcova (Sports Illustrated) then root for the Cowboys. maybe not... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Novato Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Here we go!1. Stick a hot needle in my eye. 2. Take shower with Ernest Borgnine. 3. Contract herpes. 4. Get a Mexican divorce. 5. Drink rubbing alcohol. (Like Kitty Dukakkis) 6. Cheer for the Fudge-Packers. 7. Change my name to Phyllis. 8. Drive my car off a cliff. 9. Get a rectal exam. 10. Be audited by the IRS. Hail!:point2sky Please explain the Mexican Divorce? I'm Mexican so I'll take it into account... I'd rather watch to a soccer game ending in a 0-0 tie than watch a pukes' game. :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 I rather have nightmares that Dallas has won another Superbowl (that requires medication:insane:) than to root for the "Broke Back Mountain" Cowboys! :mad: :shot: "Brokeback mountain" cowboys Loving that :laugh: :laugh: Id rather catch my dad spanking the monkey than cheer on the cowpats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Capt Rich Fla Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 POOP open safety pins. I know this because I almost did it when I was a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanTaylor#21 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I would............ rather cheer for the WASHINGTON REDSKINS :point2sky:point2sky:point2sky:point2sky:point2sky:point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bcl05 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I'd rather get hit by Sean Taylor than cheer for the Cowboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[[ghost]] Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Be Gay (not that there is anything wrong with that, its just not my thing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sknsrbck26 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 ]']Be Gay (not that there is anything wrong with that' date=' its just not my thing)[/quote']LOL....that's what I was going to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paydirt Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 ...Have the flees of a thousand camels infest my armpits!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meetST Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 ...Have the flees of a thousand camels infest my armpits!!!:puke: ewwwwwwwwwwww that's so gross Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hansenbj Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 This may seem a bit extreme, but have 24 permanently taken off the air. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinsStud5 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I'd rather be locked in a room with Shannon Sharpe for 800 hours and have to listen to him talk senseless crap and spit all over me before i root for the queerboys. i hate those ****s On the other hand I would love to be locked in a room with Roy Williams that horse collar P****, i would love to take a chain saw to that guy like Scarface Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#98QBKiller Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Id rather star in brokeback mountain. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigRay Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Stab myself with an ice pick.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC_Skins Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I would rather wear a T-Shirt with a cartoon rendition of Muhammad thru the streets of Islamabad Pakistan then root for the Cowturds. :2cents: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyf316 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I would rather wear a T-Shirt with a cartoon rendition of Muhammad thru the streets of Islamabad Pakistan then root for the Cowturds. :2cents: Now THAT is taking your life into your own hands. Nice dedication.:applause: :applause: :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ant15fromNJ Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I would just about anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mania Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I'd rather watch a romance or go to quilting lessons than cheer for the Cowgirls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 I would just about anything. Thats the spirit ! :applause: :logo: :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dawgjk9 Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I would rather make sweet passionate love with Janet Reno then cheer for the Cowgirls. id rather do it with hillary clinton :doh::thumbsup: seriously.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NWSkins Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 I would rather tie myself naked to a chair and burn myself with lit cigarettes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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