westcoastredskin Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 i would rather watch oprah in my lunchroom at work or that tyra show.............. with a bunch of women that have pms and look like rosie odonel.........................or just die Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I'd rather dive into a pool of double-edges razorblades, jump naked onto a huge pile of thumbtacks then root for the Dallas Cowboys. I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my barehands & then throw it on the floor & stomp on it until I die.... then root for the Dallas Cowboys! **** DALLAS!!! :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallsux Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 ______________________________________________-I would rather slam my member in a door repeatedly all while being audited by the IRS with no clothes on. :dallasuck < :nutkick: The IRS has no clothes on or you have no clothes on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NebraSKIN Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I feel like any sexual contact with Janet Reno could never been considered sweet or passionate, much less both together.That being said, and quoting "Weird" Al Yankovich: 'I'd rather clean the bathrooms of Grand Central Station...with my tongue' than root for the cows. Clang my testicles together like cymbals during the star spangled banner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlost Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Right Guys (and girls) list please things you would rather do than cheer on dallas. :dallasuck I reckon we can get a hundred things no bother :laugh: :laugh: The thing I rather do then cheer on the Dullus Plowboys, the Brokeback Mountain Cowchips, etc., etc. is ......perform cunnilingus on Rosie O'Donnell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redsand521 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Id rather star in brokeback mountain. :yikes: Wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robotfire Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 There are only two scenarios that would make me cheer for the Cowboys to win. 1 - A gun was to my head. 2 - Their winning would help us get into the playoffs. I may just take the bullet for option number one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BURGUNDYnGOLD123 Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I would rather take a hit from sean taylor than root for those sobs. (probably wouldnt have any choice in the matter tho seeing as i would either be dead or confined to my bed getting nutrients out of a tube) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 The IRS has no clothes on or you have no clothes on? _________________________________________________- Actually the last time I was in there paying quarterlys, I would have enjoy seeing the agent naked, she was pretty hot. But in general, either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINS FAN #56 Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 in general, i would root for any other team in the national football league then those cowardly b@stards ..thank God keyshawn retired, wont have to see his ugly ass anymore :dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tha Ghost Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 i'd rather take some ex-lax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IONTOP Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I'd rather give a reacharound to a spider monkey while saying the pledge of allegiance than cheer the cowboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySkin21 Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 i'd rather kick myself in the nuts and call it a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BAFGA Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 If there was a fight between the Moscow Reds and Dallas, I'd root for Moscow. And I said that back in the 80's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUSkinsFan Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 Right Guys (and girls) list please things you would rather do than cheer on dallas. :dallasuck :laugh: :laugh: Ummm, gimme "Nuts in a grinder" for $500 Alex Alex - "This is one thing Redskins fans would do besides cheer for the Dallas Cowboys" "What is 'Put my nuts in a grinder'" Alex - Correct Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanTaylorisPiamp Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 cut my dick off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clathel Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I would rather do Dr. Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I would rather do Dr. Phil ________________________________________________ (in Dr. Phil's silly accent) You, You, You mean do my show or read my books on tape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dREDSKIN4LIFE Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 I would rather have acupuncture on both nipples, with red hot needles, while laying naked, spread eagle (damn, I hate the eagles too!) and having a baby, with those little orthopedic shoes, with the hard ^$$ soles, constantly stomp on my nads, while being supported in the air with a broomstick (with splinters) in my "arse" ("arse" That cracks me up!), while having my face straddled by Whoopie Goldberg, wearing a cowpukes jersey, and forcing my eyeslids open with vice grips, and a monkey wrench; while simultaneously having Mike Vick's pit-bulls play tug of war with my man-meat, while Jack Bauer tortures me until he gets the info he wants...and REALLY NOT knowing anything, while letting 1st year medical students practice the lost art of bloodletting on my lower extremities, with steroid enhanced leeches (the only thing on the planet I am afraid of!), while Fran Dresher (probably spelled her name wrong), Rosie Perez (from "White Men Can't Jump"), and Eddie Murphy sing "This is the Song That Never Ends"..., while Jesus returns, only to find my extensive porn collection, and has to go back to heaven and explain to my mom, why I will be burning in HELL, as soon as I die from all the other stuff!!! :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STstr8ballhawking Posted May 27, 2007 Share Posted May 27, 2007 i rather play wr in a live game and catch hight thrown passes in front of Sean Taylor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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