The Animal Trainer Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I'd rather put my balls in a bear trap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deefense Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 walk on Live American Idols stage naked singing me sooo horny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 Id rather be this guy http://videos.humpingfrog.com/13975/2006/03/mexican-beat-the-living-****-out-of-white-guy.html warning Brutal ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomadskin11 Posted March 23, 2006 Share Posted March 23, 2006 I would rather cheer on the Cowboys than cheer on the Cowboys. :whoknows: :whoknows: Since everyone is listing the worst thing they can think of doing so they don't have to cheer on the Cowboys, I thought I'd carry the joke/statement out to its fullest, albeit most abstract, extention.... The worst thing I can think of doing is cheering on the Cowboys, so I would rather cheer on the Cowboys than cheer on the Cowboys. aka I hate the Cowboys so much I would do anything, including cheering them on, to not have to cheer them on; I am that dedicated..... $100 dollar SNL joke payouts can be mailed to my new African bank account, Care Of Mr. Naskar Dawi, the kind "barrister" who let me know about an inheritance from a horribly-killed South African oil magnate with my last name.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted March 23, 2006 Author Share Posted March 23, 2006 My apols a double bluff nomad !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbuzz1962 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Read this post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskinswhoopass Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I would rather fart in my hand and smell it, then Cheer for cowpukes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseGoForTheWin Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 ...listen to the death rattles of my only child.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redskinette_Vic Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Have a repeat c-section... when I wasn't pregnant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OaktonSkins/BushFan Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Walk into Texas Stadium and a take a leak on the star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rebornempowered Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Eyelids ripped off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fdarugar Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 die....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shsu1 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I would rather watch "Beautician And The Beast". I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours. A little 40 Year Old Virgin for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santana_Fan Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 bungee jump without a parachute lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Randle Hell Yeah Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 I'd rather drink anti-freeze (Now that I mention it, the last time I did they looked pretty good... you know Parcells deserves a lot of respect and AGGGHHH...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poidog22 Posted March 24, 2006 Share Posted March 24, 2006 Lose a digit, chew on tin foil, have a root canal....too many things to list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted April 18, 2006 Author Share Posted April 18, 2006 Catch bird-flu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronicdesi Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I'd rather be a Yankee fan.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abshir Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I would rather cheer for George Bush than the CowPukes. (God awful just thinking about it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abshir Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Low crawl naked through a mile of broken beer bottles and rusty nails and take a bath in rubbing alcohol while being scrubbed with used toliet brushes. Now that has got to be the lead.....LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abshir Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I would rather wear a T-Shirt with a cartoon rendition of Muhammad thru the streets of Islamabad Pakistan then root for the Cowturds. :2cents: LMAO ---- > CLASSIC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abshir Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Originally Posted by DaBoyz73 I really can't believe you guys would do half of the stuff that you say you would. Dude, your sig is way too tall and in complete violation of the rules. I seriously recommend that you make it conform to acceptable standards before a mod locks your sig privileges.And yes, I would saw my foot off with a rusty toaster before I’d root for your team. Believe it. Get em' champ... moderators make sure that he gets his sig removed ASAP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abshir Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 Give a reacharound to a spider-monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance Dude-- that was funny as hell :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abshir Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I would rather staple my tongue to my chin and swim down a river of testicles. Damn your first post and it is a sick one... "F" the Cowgurls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirtyfive2seven Posted April 18, 2006 Share Posted April 18, 2006 I would rather hit on some UFC fighters wife and catch the beatdown of a lifetime than cheer for that hideous star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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