Aberdeenredskin Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Right Guys (and girls) list please things you would rather do than cheer on dallas. :dallasuck I reckon we can get a hundred things no bother :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FedExFielder Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I would rather jump off a 500 ft. cliff onto a huge bed of spikes with my head in a vice the entire time....than root for the Cowpies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DieselPwr44 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I'd rather......... Go to the Dr. and have my prostate checked, than root for the Cowboys.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFan63 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Right Guys (and girls) list please things you would rather do than cheer on dallas. :dallasuck I reckon we can get a hundred things no bother :laugh: :laugh: Here we go! 1. Stick a hot needle in my eye. 2. Take shower with Ernest Borgnine. 3. Contract herpes. 4. Get a Mexican divorce. 5. Drink rubbing alcohol. (Like Kitty Dukakkis) 6. Cheer for the Fudge-Packers. 7. Change my name to Phyllis. 8. Drive my car off a cliff. 9. Get a rectal exam. 10. Be audited by the IRS. Hail!:point2sky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted February 19, 2006 Author Share Posted February 19, 2006 Id rather hand my first born child a set of kitchen knives for their first birthday than cheer on the cowpats :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 id give up extremeskins for the offseason. Because of threads like this.:mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coach Williams Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 go to work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC4 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Have potentially life threatening surgery for a possibly fatal brain aneurism GOD I hate the Cowboys!!!! :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OVCChairman Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 i would rather go singles jumping at a retirement home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Gibbs II Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Have potentially life threatening surgery for a possibly fatal brain aneurismGOD I hate the Cowboys!!!! :dallasuck Umm I think anyone would do that instead of probably dying from a brain aneurism..... uhhh :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dg28daman Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I would rather make sweet passionate love with Janet Reno then cheer for the Cowgirls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brianbien83 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I would rather make sweet passionate love with Janet Reno then cheer for the Cowgirls. I feel like any sexual contact with Janet Reno could never been considered sweet or passionate, much less both together. That being said, and quoting "Weird" Al Yankovich: 'I'd rather clean the bathrooms of Grand Central Station...with my tongue' than root for the cows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSilverMaC Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Sit through War and Peace, and the Dictionary as read by George W. Bush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikalax2 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I'de rather drop the soap in the shower in prison then cheer for those B@$tards......Well maybe not...F Dallas!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twenty-eight Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 ANYTHING...literally..you name it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heavy Jumbo Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I'd rather walk through a blizzard naked than root for the Pokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherlock Holmes Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Ok then guys. What if a dallas win meant that we would get into the playoffs? And there was no other scenario that meant we could get in. Would you actually want them to win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 i'd rather watch brokeback mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted February 19, 2006 Author Share Posted February 19, 2006 i'd rather watch brokeback mountain. Id rather star in brokeback mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wahoos911 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Id rather star in brokeback mountain. he one-upped you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastlove Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I'd rather.........Go to the Dr. and have my prostate checked, than root for the Cowboys.... I bet you would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyf316 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I'd rather have a hundred midgets line up to punch me in the testicles one at a time than root for the Cowboys. And if a Cowboys win guaranteed us a spot in the playoffs, I would sit and watch the game quietly without cheering for those apes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
28rdsknsfn28 Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Low crawl naked through a mile of broken beer bottles and rusty nails and take a bath in rubbing alcohol while being scrubbed with used toliet brushes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jumbo Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Speed up the End of Days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PleaseBlitz Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I would rather go on an all broken glass diet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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