praise_gibbs Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 I'd rather walk through a blizzard naked than root for the Pokes Low crawl naked through a mile of broken beer bottles and rusty nails and take a bath in rubbing alcohol while being scrubbed with used toliet brushes. I would rather be forced to live with my eyes shut for a month than have to watch any of those two! :laugh: Oh yeah... I forgot the 'than cheer on the cowboys' part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAX POWER Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 Hmmmmmmmmm? I would rather shoot up with Michael Irvin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunobulax Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I'd rather have a root canal through the anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LD0506 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I would rather jump headfirst into a pool filled with vomit than root for Dallass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnyderShrugged Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I'd rather have both my testicles surgically removed and stiched onto my eyelids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadkill Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Ok then guys. What if a dallas win meant that we would get into the playoffs? And there was no other scenario that meant we could get in. Would you actually want them to win? yeah if thats the case no true skins fan wouldnt cheer dallas on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englitdaudelin Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I'd rather suffer the fate of some Greek Tragic hero: doink my mom and have babies and then poke my eyes out and be exiled... sacrifice my daughter for favorable winds, then be killed by wife's lover when I return from an expedition... be walled up in a cave with no food and hang myself, rather than admit wrong... Kill thousands of trojans when my best friend / lover is killed, then be killed in Venus' temple by some treacherous wimp whilst I woo a trojan woman... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hail26 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Id rather star in brokeback mountain. LOL!!!:dallasuck :dallasuck :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastlove Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I'd rather have a night out on the town with a sorority girl or two than root for the cowboys. If I miss a game it better be for a good reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stwasm Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Participate in a menage a trois with Linda Tripp and Sally Jessy Raphael! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunobulax Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I'd rather have both my testicles surgically removed and stiched onto my eyelids. Wow -- real eyeballs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoskins Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Participate in a menage a trois with Linda Tripp and Sally Jessy Raphael! Reading that post may have been worse than rooting for the Cowboys. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gooskins Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I would rather change my Grandmothers diaper than root for the Cowboys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinman574 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 i'd rather become a nerd than root for dallas......most likely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_good_brotha Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I'd rather root for the Redskins. Sorry folks, but I have no hatred for the Cowboys. I just like talking smack for the fun of the game. They are the rivals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexxskins Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I would rather be forced to search through Janet Reno's stool sample for steroid traces. Even the nutty kind. :doh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskins4life234 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I'd rather eat human fecices(sp) dipped in yurin(sp) then root for the cowturds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Batman Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I'd rather have a night out on the town with a sorority girl or two than root for the cowboys.If I miss a game it better be for a good reason. Only sorority girl a Dallas fan like you's getting is from Omega Mu. Did you catch the reference? Someone explain it to him. :logo: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuji869 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I would rather cheer on the Taliban then cheer on the Dallas Cowboys. I hate the Cowboys, I hate em, I hate em, I hate em!!!!! :cuss: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eastlove Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Only sorority girl a Dallas fan like you's getting is from Omega Mu.Did you catch the reference? Someone explain it to him. :logo: I don't get the reference, but come down to Austin some time and meet some UT girls. You'll change your tune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flexxskins Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I would rather cheer on the Taliban then cheer on the Dallas Cowboys. I hate the Cowboys, I hate em, I hate em, I hate em!!!!! :cuss: :doh: Just when I was thinking that we couldn't possibly take this too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieboy76UK Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Id rather slide down a huge razor blade naked n use my gonads as brakes, before i enter into a field of cactus and stinging nettles whist being shot at and then run over by a steam roller! :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Harris Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 Id rather star in brokeback mountain. he one-upped you yes he did. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamptonskinsfan Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 i'd rather have my legs ripped off at the knee and then attached to a machine to constantly kick me in the nads the whole time having a philly fan assualt me like they do at the linc. and a giants fan scream at me through a megaphone about how eli manning is the second comming of phil sims than root for the cowpaddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sumodat Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 I'd rather.........Go to the Dr. and have my prostate checked, than root for the Cowboys.... I would watch Dr. Phil before I rooted for the cowpukes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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