wayne seay Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 those were so funny. i am here at work on 3rd shift & when i read all of those i almost woke myself up...........hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! has anyone seen ernest borgnine's wife now she is the one i would love to take a shower with.......yummy but then if still had on her makeup then it could get a little "messy". again those were great!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anne The Fan Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 I really can't believe you guys would do half of the stuff that you say you would. Dude, your sig is way too tall and in complete violation of the rules. I seriously recommend that you make it conform to acceptable standards before a mod locks your sig privileges. And yes, I would saw my foot off with a rusty toaster before I’d root for your team. Believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlost Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 spank my monkey with steel wool!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jempet Posted February 25, 2006 Share Posted February 25, 2006 Go to the Dr. and have my prostate checked, than root for the Cowboys.... Okay, I hate the 'boys as much as anyone, well, maybe except this guy. Seriously, I'd cheer them in the superbowl if it got me out of having a Dr. stick is finger up my rear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinFan63 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I really can't believe you guys would do half of the stuff that you say you would. Believe it. We HATE the Cowpies! Hail!:point2sky Eat it Fat Boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItaliaMuscle Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 get my butt whooped by a bunch of Dallas fans than cheer for their team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRobi21 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 poop in my pants during school. OOO thats a good one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted February 26, 2006 Author Share Posted February 26, 2006 get my butt whooped by a bunch of Dallas fans than cheer for their team There would have to be alot of them to even think about taking on one redskin :laugh: :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edgun88 Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 I'd rather take a crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seancarter Posted February 26, 2006 Share Posted February 26, 2006 Give a reacharound to a spider-monkey while reciting the pledge of allegiance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted February 26, 2006 Author Share Posted February 26, 2006 Id rather catch my parents hard at it than cheer for the dallas :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted March 20, 2006 Author Share Posted March 20, 2006 after beign forced by my girlfriend to watch brokeback mountain last night I repeat ID RATHER STAR IN BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN THAN CHEER ON THE COWPATS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkinzFoLife Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 I would rathar crawl accross a desert of glass on my belly to lick the tip of the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the milkmans truck that delivers Len Pastabellies diet yogurt than root for the cowgirls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stophovr6 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 I'd rather hate doing so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Art Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 Be known in all the tabloid magazines as one part of the couple Fa-rt. Fabio and Art. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylecoursey Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 pluck my b*** hairs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elkabong82 Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 I'd rather chop off my genitals and pour lemon juice on the wound *That ones gonna get quoted too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
englitdaudelin Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 I would rathar crawl accross a desert of glass on my belly to lick the tip of the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the milkmans truck that delivers Len Pastabellies diet yogurt than root for the cowgirls! Heck, I'd rather kiss Len's tubby belly and use my tongue to root for goodies in his flab folds LIVE on Redskins TV AND on the stadium jumbo-tron (so y'all can see me giving him a warm loving tongue bath)... than root for Dallas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commander PK Posted March 20, 2006 Share Posted March 20, 2006 I'd rather have sex with a man then root for the Pukes. I'd rather go to sleep next to Lorena Bobbit then root for the Pukes. I'd rather have the clap then root for the Pukes. I'd rather be castrated then root for the Pukes. That's a start. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskinss Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 'in the words of weird al yankovich I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face, I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork, I'd rather slam my fingers in a door, Again and again and again and again and again. I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches. Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two. I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue, Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks, Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue. I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades, I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die... than spend one single minute rooting on the cowboys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redskin48 Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 I would rather have my A** beat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skinja Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 i would rather punch myself in the weiner until i pass out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajokah Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Let me see here, Id rather: 1. Have my man parts chopped off. 2. Not live at all. 3. Be toilet paper at a Chilli contest. 4. Work at Home123 the rest of my life (inside joke) 5. Have sex with John Clayton 6. Drive with Nate Newton across town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ajokah Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Ok then guys. What if a dallas win meant that we would get into the playoffs? And there was no other scenario that meant we could get in. Would you actually want them to win? Of course. That would be like rooting against them. Think about it. I would want us to lose if it would get them in. SO if they would win and help us in the playoffs, it would suck for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedskinGodfather Posted March 21, 2006 Share Posted March 21, 2006 Deficate in a cup and drink it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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