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Things Id rather do than cheer on the Cowboys


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those were so funny. i am here at work on 3rd shift & when i read all of those i almost

woke myself up...........hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! has anyone seen ernest borgnine's wife now

she is the one i would love to take a shower with.......yummy but then if still had on

her makeup then it could get a little "messy". again those were great!!!

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I really can't believe you guys would do half of the stuff that you say you would.

Dude, your sig is way too tall and in complete violation of the rules. I seriously recommend that you make it conform to acceptable standards before a mod locks your sig privileges.

And yes, I would saw my foot off with a rusty toaster before I’d root for your team. Believe it. :)

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Go to the Dr. and have my prostate checked, than root for the Cowboys....

Okay, I hate the 'boys as much as anyone, well, maybe except this guy. Seriously, I'd cheer them in the superbowl if it got me out of having a Dr. stick is finger up my rear.

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I would rathar crawl accross a desert of glass on my belly to lick the tip of the dick of the dog that pissed on the tire of the milkmans truck that delivers Len Pastabellies diet yogurt than root for the cowgirls!

Heck, I'd rather kiss Len's tubby belly and use my tongue to root for goodies in his flab folds LIVE on Redskins TV AND on the stadium jumbo-tron (so y'all can see me giving him a warm loving tongue bath)... than root for Dallas.

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'in the words of weird al yankovich

I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face,

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork,

I'd rather slam my fingers in a door,

Again and again and again and again and again.

I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leaches. Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two.

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms

in Grand Central Station with my tongue,

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks,

Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue.

I'd rather dive into a swimming pool

filled with double-edged razor blades,

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands

and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die...

than spend one single minute rooting on the cowboys

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Let me see here, Id rather:

1. Have my man parts chopped off.

2. Not live at all.

3. Be toilet paper at a Chilli contest.

4. Work at Home123 the rest of my life (inside joke)

5. Have sex with John Clayton

6. Drive with Nate Newton across town.

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Ok then guys. What if a dallas win meant that we would get into the playoffs? And there was no other scenario that meant we could get in. Would you actually want them to win?

Of course. That would be like rooting against them. Think about it. I would want us to lose if it would get them in. SO if they would win and help us in the playoffs, it would suck for them.

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