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Things Id rather do than cheer on the Cowboys


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I would rather slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a burning vat of alcohol than root for the cowpukes.

I would rather report to my state federal prison clad only in leather chaps carrying a 5gallon bucket of wheel bearing grease than cheer for the "gurls". No wait that would be gay (not that there is anything wrong with that).

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  • 3 months later...
I'd rather have a hundred midgets line up to punch me in the testicles one at a time than root for the Cowboys.

And if a Cowboys win guaranteed us a spot in the playoffs, I would sit and watch the game quietly without cheering for those apes.[/qUOTE]

I say again, loudly and more proudly. After hearing Cowboys fans at the bar last night cheering when a play went against the Skins, I'm ready to flush Dallas and all their fans down whatever public toilet they are residing in.

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I would rather walk into Fed-Ex naked with an Eagles hat on.


Wow I forgot all about this thread and after posting I ran across this gem.

Being naked must cause me some embar :doh: assment at this point and time.

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have someone rub warm poop all over my face

You were just waiting for any opportunity to say this weren't you? :laugh:

I would rather eat bull testicles, 100 year old eggs or any of that nasty crap they make people eat on Fear Factor.

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