ZkinsFan Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 take on deion.....oh crap. we already made that mistake...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul55 Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I would rather slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a burning vat of alcohol than root for the cowpukes. I would rather report to my state federal prison clad only in leather chaps carrying a 5gallon bucket of wheel bearing grease than cheer for the "gurls". No wait that would be gay (not that there is anything wrong with that). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Passizle Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I would rather have my privates slathered with honey and suspended in a pit of fire ants than root for the cowpukes. Actually... the honey part might not be too bad:hump: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsman4u Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Live in a trailer park and own a riding lawn mower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 Live in a trailer park and own a riding lawn mower. I think that automatically makes you a cowboy ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 Thought this was worth bumping as its dallas week :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I would rather walk into Fed-Ex naked with an Eagles hat on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
28rdsknsfn28 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I would rather low crawl a mile through broken beer bottles and rusty nails and take a bath in alcohol than root for the cowpukes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeyf316 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I'd rather have a hundred midgets line up to punch me in the testicles one at a time than root for the Cowboys. And if a Cowboys win guaranteed us a spot in the playoffs, I would sit and watch the game quietly without cheering for those apes.[/qUOTE] I say again, loudly and more proudly. After hearing Cowboys fans at the bar last night cheering when a play went against the Skins, I'm ready to flush Dallas and all their fans down whatever public toilet they are residing in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINZ33 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 I'd do just about anything rather than be cheer for the cow:puke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinclair Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 id rather eat glass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aberdeenredskin Posted September 12, 2006 Author Share Posted September 12, 2006 id rather eat glass. Thats the kind of dedication I admire :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieselfan44 Posted September 12, 2006 Share Posted September 12, 2006 eat sh**. nuff said!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TorresA Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I love reading this stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThomasRoane Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Eat a bucket of grub worms and wash it down with motor oil! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friend of the Devil Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I would attend one of TO's and Romos private film studies/massage parties then cheer for the cowboys. Now wait a minute! I would just feed myself to a pride of lions. HAIL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TSO Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 Watch "Full House" re-runs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ldysknzfn1 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I'd rather... Watch grass grow while listening to country music(no offense to country music lovers..I just don't care for it). Or have bamboo chutes jammed under my fingernails. :dallasuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Gibbs II Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 have someone rub warm poop all over my face Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 ANYTHING...literally..you name it ______________________________________________- I would rather slam my member in a door repeatedly all while being audited by the IRS with no clothes on. :dallasuck < :nutkick: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWFLSkins Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I would rather walk into Fed-Ex naked with an Eagles hat on. ____________________________ Wow I forgot all about this thread and after posting I ran across this gem. Being naked must cause me some embar :doh: assment at this point and time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clathel Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I would rather walk into Fed-Ex naked with an Eagles hat on. Veterans Stadium, naked with a Santa Claus hat on would be alot more dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SASKINTOTHEEND Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 I would rather tell my mother-in-law that I love her than cheer for them cowgirls, and that's bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onnie007 Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 have someone rub warm poop all over my face You were just waiting for any opportunity to say this weren't you? :laugh: I would rather eat bull testicles, 100 year old eggs or any of that nasty crap they make people eat on Fear Factor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InsaneBoost Posted May 26, 2007 Share Posted May 26, 2007 1. Hold a pack of firecrackers and light them off 2. Destroy my Xbox 360 3. Get stabbed in the arm. 4. Have no sex for a year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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