The Miscellaneous Humor Thread---vids/gifs/pics/jokes---no articles, no "owned" stuff

[Dan T.]

"Hey can we double-check that translation..."

 

 

 

Edited February 4, 2020 by Dan T.

[The Evil Genius]

Edited February 5, 2020 by The Evil Genius

[The Evil Genius]

 

 

Edited February 5, 2020 by The Evil Genius

[skinsmarydu]

[Riggo-toni]

 

[Aristarchus]

[Riggo-toni]

 

Edited February 6, 2020 by Riggo-toni

[The Evil Genius]

Technically it was hepatitis c in Forrest Gump. 🤓

 

 

If Otis from WWEs Heavy Machinery sold milk.

 

 

 

6 or so people might get that.

 

Edited February 6, 2020 by The Evil Genius

[Riggo-toni]

[skinsmarydu]

Never mind 

 

Edited February 7, 2020 by skinsmarydu

[China]

^^^Wrong thread?

 

[The Evil Genius]

[dfitzo53]

 

[twa]

 

 

 

 

[Aristarchus]

I only have Sam's Club around my location. Bj's Wholesale looks like it has some advantages.

[skinsmarydu]

[The Evil Genius]

For us blondes. 😁

 

 

A blind guy on a barstool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

 

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to you is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

 

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

 

[Riggo-toni]

 

 

 

Edited February 10, 2020 by Riggo-toni

[Riggo-toni]

[BleedBNG]

 

 

[China]

^^^Not shown is the jar of peanut butter.

[Aristarchus]

[Dan T.]

[skinsmarydu]

Okay, my mom's name is Linda & my personal obsession has been Morrison for most of my life. 🥂

Happy birthday to me. 

[China]

7 hours ago, Dan T. said:

 

6 hours ago, skinsmarydu said:

Okay, my mom's name is Linda & my personal obsession has been Morrison for most of my life. 🥂

Happy birthday to me.