PokerPacker Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 1 hour ago, TradeTheBeal! said: Where do yall rank “unobtainium”, nerds? It's a good stand-in for a Mcguffin when outlining a plot. Should never make it into the final script. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Testing my Wife's French by talking dirty to her with Google Translate... Fight to keep marriage interesting, ya'll, and never stop dating... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 I coulda sworn we had a random NBA thread, but whatever...this is funny. I was in the truck when the tip of the Hawks/Spurs game happened, so I heard this hilariousness. "Hawks get the tip? Who would've thought that? Wemby at 9-foot-3..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
China Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 20 hours ago, Renegade7 said: Testing my Wife's French by talking dirty to her with Google Translate... Fight to keep marriage interesting, ya'll, and never stop dating... And she responds in Shakespearean english... Quote Pray, I beg you, mark thy words, please don't abase my needs. Good sir, may you be thy deer; Feed where thou wilt, on mountain or in dale: Graze on my lips, and if those hills be dry, Stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie. Within this limit is relief enough, Sweet bottom-grass and high delightful plain, Round rising hillocks, brakes obscure and rough, To shelter thee from tempest and from rain. I keep An open arse, and thou a poperin pear. Pray, bruise thy knees and knit thy hair. I will doth anything to your liking. Allow me allow me to massage thy throbbing flesh to free thou spirit and let me play with it for it will cure thy of this other worldly illness. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 Songs of Solomon should only be ready in a female voice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 15 Share Posted January 15 17 minutes ago, China said: And she responds in Shakespearean english... That's my kinda ****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ixcuincle Posted January 16 Share Posted January 16 is there any way to block tweets on mobile? I don't know what it is but Twitter will kill an ES thread. It's amazing how fast ES runs when Twitter is blocked on my PC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 What kind of savage doesn’t crack the spaghetti in half before putting it in the water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 6 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said: What kind of savage doesn’t crack the spaghetti in half before putting it in the water? Italians don’t. I just did it for the first time last week. Don’t tell my mom. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 I though this was done for little kids to make it easier in them... I prefer to make them rotini or tortellini instead since they jus getting hanging of using utensils and when littler was easier to pick up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 I use penne or bow ties. It's easier to stab & holds sauce better. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TradeTheBeal! Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Just put the whole damn noodle in there. The part in the water gets soft and then you fold in the part that was sticking up out of the water. Easy peasy. AND…spaghetti is the optimum because you can twirl it around the fork. You can feed that bow tie nonsense to the raccoons. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Die Hard Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 2 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said: Just put the whole damn noodle in there. The part in the water gets soft and then you fold in the part that was sticking up out of the water. Easy peasy. AND…spaghetti is the optimum because you can twirl it around the fork. You can feed that bow tie nonsense to the raccoons. Twirling it around the fork makes it taste 94.23% better. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 12th Commandment Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Different pastas for different sauces. They are designed that way by Italian pasta engineers. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 50 minutes ago, Die Hard said: Italians don’t. I just did it for the first time last week. Don’t tell my mom. Well I’m not Italian so 8 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said: Just put the whole damn noodle in there. The part in the water gets soft and then you fold in the part that was sticking up out of the water. Easy peasy. AND…spaghetti is the optimum because you can twirl it around the fork. You can feed that bow tie nonsense to the raccoons. The whole damn noodle is in there, boss. Just divided into two. Sheesh. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 10 minutes ago, TradeTheBeal! said: Just put the whole damn noodle in there. Thats what she said 2 minutes ago, Spaceman Spiff said: The whole damn noodle is in there, boss. Thats what he said 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 Just now, Jabbyrwock said: Thats what she said Thats what he said So good, it had to be said twice! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 They're possums, btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PokerPacker Posted January 17 Share Posted January 17 There are spaghetti makers that package their spaghetti in little swirls so they fit in the pot while still dry. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wiggles Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 I'm currently a bigly fan of the pasta shells. 😋 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman Spiff Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 13 minutes ago, Captain Wiggles said: I'm currently a bigly fan of the pasta shells. 😋 Fly your freak flag high, CW. Don't let the haters hate on your pasta choices. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CousinsCowgirl84 Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabbyrwock Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 1 hour ago, Captain Wiggles said: I'm currently a bigly fan of the pasta shells. 😋 Hell yes. Get the big shells and fill with a ricotta, parmesan, moz, cream cheese mix seasoned to taste. Smother the stuff in a lovely tomato sauce. Sit back, enjoy with a lovely wine. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsmarydu Posted January 18 Share Posted January 18 4 hours ago, Jabbyrwock said: Hell yes. Get the big shells and fill with a ricotta, parmesan, moz, cream cheese mix seasoned to taste. Smother the stuff in a lovely tomato sauce. Sit back, enjoy with a lovely wine. I saw a really cool recipe for stuffed shells Florentine the other day, one of my favorite dishes. Mmmm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renegade7 Posted January 19 Share Posted January 19 (edited) These SoBs have taken this cloud thing too far. They took our printers off the domain and put them in the cloud, yo. I hate Microsoft, why does everything have to be connected to Azure now? The future might be some company AI infrastructure becoming self-aware, then Verizon starts having a turf war with Comcast using anything connected on an IP address. Edited January 19 by Renegade7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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