Daily Mail:Disastrous Bella Hadid-backed Bahamas Fyre Festival is CANCELLED

[Kilmer17]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4454690/Bahamas-festival-backed-models-descends-chaos.html

 

 

 

I know Im a bad person.  And I know people have lost money etc.  But this story is just so full of win......

 

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[Llevron]

Says page not found. But you have to tell me the story on this one. Sounds......interesting 

[Kilmer17]

I edited with a better link

[TradeTheBeal!]

The schadenfreude is so delicious!

[MarkB452]

Oh Lord, please, please, please have the Kardashians attending this event......

[LD0506]

Hilarious! Gotta second TTB, schadenfreude served in a foam container, how is this not perfect? The place is overrun by packs of feral dogs trying to find their luggage and get a flight back out. Pretty much exactly what I'd wish on anyone opting to go to this in the first place.

[LadySkinsFan]

Feral dogs have luggage?!   And looking for a flight out?  

 

Sounds about right!

[Kilmer17]

Do yourselves a favor and check out the twitter feeds and reddit threads.  I'm crying laughing so hard.

[TradeTheBeal!]

As someone who is (unfortunately) a veteran of the first Diplo/Mad Decent Techno Cruise, I can assure you that this could not have happened to a more deserving group of "music" fans.

[LD0506]

3 minutes ago, LadySkinsFan said:

Feral dogs have luggage?!   And looking for a flight out?  

 

Sounds about right!

 

Let 'em fly United

[No Excuses]

This guys twitter feed documenting his experience is golden: 

 

https://twitter.com/WNFIV

 

 

[Cooked Crack]

http://twitter.com/popespeed/status/857868463959941121

 

Life comes at you fast

[TradeTheBeal!]

Obligatory...

 

 

[Kilmer17]

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23fyrefestivalfraud&src=tyah&lang=en

 

So much fun

[Bozo the kKklown]

i dont understand why we are celebrating?

 

I need more info

[Cooked Crack]

1 hour ago, BenningRoadSkin said:

i dont understand why we are celebrating?

 

I need more info

I think it's more bait and switch that I find funny. This was billed as a luxurious music festival that was charging 12k plus for attendance. Sucks for these people but the whole clustershmuck aspect makes me laugh.

[No Excuses]

Going from promises of high-end cuisine to serving people cold bread with Kraft singles is the single best thing out of this.

[Destino]

Lied to by authorities, dangerous dirty tent city, scammed out of their money, looting, and celebrities promising to help.  Fyre, the surprise refugee experience.  

[Springfield]

You didn't mention that this thing was being run by Ja ****ing Rule...

 

?????

[Bozo the kKklown]

39 minutes ago, Destino said:

Lied to by authorities, dangerous dirty tent city, scammed out of their money, looting, and celebrities promising to help.  Fyre, the surprise refugee experience.  

reading more into this I think the simple question is

 

"Where is Ja Rule?"

[Zazzaro703]

56 minutes ago, BenningRoadSkin said:

reading more into this I think the simple question is

 

"Where is Ja Rule?"

Ja Rule Statement: " Thank you all for participating in the Fyre Festival social experiment, where we exposed hundreds of millennials who have never experienced true adversity the hardships facing refugees in foreign countries. This was an eye opening experience for many of us, and we walk away from this event with a new perspective of the human condition. #norefunds". 

 

Hahahhahahahahahaha.

[Dont Taze Me Bro]

1 hour ago, BenningRoadSkin said:

reading more into this I think the simple question is

 

"Where is Ja Rule?"

 

Duh, He's on a boat......

 

NSFW - Explicit Lyrics

 

 

[PokerPacker]

9 hours ago, Zazzaro703 said:

Ja Rule Statement: " Thank you all for participating in the Fyre Festival social experiment, where we exposed hundreds of millennials who have never experienced true adversity the hardships facing refugees in foreign countries. This was an eye opening experience for many of us, and we walk away from this event with a new perspective of the human condition. #norefunds". 

 

Hahahhahahahahahaha.

Wait, he actually said that?

[RonArtest15]

Bruh...they were in FEMA tents!  HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

 

I saw someone compare it to the Lord of the Flies...pathetic situation. 

[Zazzaro703]

4 hours ago, PokerPacker said:

Wait, he actually said that?

Nah, it was a photoshop of his twitter. Still pretty damn funny though and pretty much what people are thinking.