Washingtonian.com: Redskins’ Fred Davis’s Legal Mess: Harassment Suit, Restraining Order

[G1]

Davis has talent but very questionable judgment.

We can't rely on him, unlike Cooley who is nothing but a pro.

Fingers crossed Cooley gets healthy and or Paul really is the next Shannon Sharpe.

[LD0506]

Mind officially boggled.............

Freddy, Freddy, Freddy, STFU, get a real lawyer, pry this tick off of you, stop hangin' with whores............. how has the upper echelon NOT gotten involved here already?? Unless Bruce Allen already having quiet conversations about his future

[Reaper 21]

Another solid selection pre shanny.

[LightningBuggs]

Strike 2, Freddy.

[Diss]

“It’s just all made up and flagellant,” Davis told the judge during his closing argument.

Wow.

What an absolute tool.

And is the person who quoted this sure he didn't say "flatulent"? Because I would prefer "flatulent."

A Redskin to be proud of.

[Mr. S]

Haha, that transcript from a hearing cannot be real. That is just hilarious reading regardless. It seems both people are unrepresented? Just send them to one of the tv judges and see how it boils out.

[S.T.real,lights,out]

More bizarre than this?

:rotflmao: :doh:

Thats just too funny! I love what the judge has to say!

[sQuijeW]

whoever represents his/her self in the court of law has a client as a fool

[E-Dog Night]

I am reminded of when Joe Gibbs said "Don't embarrass the Redskins".

Fred, you just appeared in an article of a well-respected publication which included the following words/phrases:

• "flagellant" (you appear to be confused about the meaning of this word)
  
• "madam/pimpette"
  
• "sexual favors to athletes or other entertainer in exchange for money"
  
• “often carries her ‘pimp-cup’ with her, is acquainted with other well-known pimps"
  
• "once fought a female stripper"
  
• “I will cut you with my knife”
  
• "Davis once even pretended to be Redskins wide receiver Santana Moss"
  
• "you also have your hand on his genitals."
  

Fred Davis, you are a gotdam embarrassment.

whoever represents his/her self in the court of law has a client as a fool

Exactly. Fred Davis is an idiot. You're a millionaire, dude. Hire a lawyer.

Although I believe the proper ending of this phrase is "has a fool for a client".

[LD0506]

Apparently the Fredster should have been on stage w/ Vick and Pacman at the rookie symposium.

And I am quite comfortable pleading ignorance in this, wtf is a pimp-cup anyway?

[E-Dog Night]

And I am quite comfortable pleading ignorance in this, wtf is a pimp-cup anyway?

I was wondering that myself. From Urban dictionary:

"A diamond encrusted chalis."

"Chalis often plated with jewels."

"A chalis type glass with diamonds or some similar stones type stones attached to it. usually compliments a playa or pimp."

[SittingBull]

This reads like a script from a black comedy. Cedric the entertainer as the judge. Chris tucker as fred davis.

[Califan007 The Constipated]

I am reminded of when Joe Gibbs said "Don't embarrass the Redskins".

Fred, you just appeared in an article of a well-respected publication which included the following words/phrases:

• "flagellant" (you appear to be confused about the meaning of this word)
  

I'm guessing Davis meant "fraudulent" but it came out wrong lol...either that, or he really did say "fraudulent" but the court stenographer (or whoever else was taking notes) thought he said "flagellant".

[Spear]

I don't think it's that strange. This is a civil, not a criminal case. He's probably appearing pro se out of principle. He doesn't want to spend money on lawyers, so he won't be tempted to settle. Meanwhile, the case will take longer to proceed and she'll be paying lawyer fees (or is she representing herself, too?).

Opposing council hates it when the other litigant represents him or herself. It throws off the formality and predictability of the proceedings and might engender more sympathy from a jury. It's a great middle finger to the people who you feel are trying to extort money from you.

Worst comes to worst, he can always hire a lwayer and/or appeal the ruling.

[Califan007 The Constipated]

I don't think it's that strange. This is a civil, not a criminal case. He's probably appearing pro se out of principle. He doesn't want to spend money on lawyers, so he won't be tempted to settle. Meanwhile, the case will take longer to proceed and she'll be paying lawyer fees (or is she representing herself, too?).

They're both representing themselves, acting like it's "Judge Judy"...and from the line of questioning quoted in the article, they're both idiots lol.

[JeffSchmeff]

This story is so crazy! Fred Davis seems like a bone head to me. What kind of moron represents themselves in court? For those asking, this is the woman:

[JohnnyUtah]

What I wouldn't give to be able to sit in the court room for the entire run of this case.

I can only imagine the judge's face when Davis, acting as his own attorney, is questioning a witness like this: Davis: “As it shows, you also have your hand on his genitals. I mean why would you take a picture like that?”

That is a t-shirt.

I would pay to develop a show where Davis acts as counsel for other cases.

[E-Dog Night]

I'm guessing Davis meant "fraudulent" but it came out wrong lol...either that, or he really did say "fraudulent" but the court stenographer (or whoever else was taking notes) thought he said "flagellant".

Hmmm...in a contest of words between Fred Davis and a court stenographer, my money is on the stenographer.

[Commander PK]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/flagellant?s=t

flag·el·lant   [flaj-uh-luhnt, fluh-jel-uhnt] Show IPA

noun

1. a person who flagellates or scourges himself or herself for religious discipline.

2. a person who derives sexual pleasure from whipping or being whipped by another person.

3.( often initial capital letter ) one of a medieval European sect of fanatics who practiced scourging in public.

Wow, if it's really "all flagellant." Any one of those three would make his Saturday nights really interesting. :yikes:

[SoulSkin]

And somewhere, Chris Cooley smiles. This would be a great case for the honorable Judge Warren Sapp. Very glad he busted her actual lip, as opposed to her imaginary lip. How bizarre.

[Califan007 The Constipated]

Hmmm...in a contest of words between Fred Davis and a court stenographer, my money is on the stenographer.

I'm questioning if Davis even knows the word "flagellant", nonetheless try to use it in a sentence ...

[JeffSchmeff]

This has all of the ingredients of a Bang cartoon. Bang?

[E-Dog Night]

I'm questioning if Davis even knows the word "flagellant", nonetheless try to use it in a sentence ...

"For breakfast this morning, I ate a Cliff Bar, a Sausage McMuffin with cheese, and some leftover kidney beans. So I'm feeling a little bit flagellant right now, your honor." - Fred Davis.

[Taylor 36]

This, right here, is more evidence my friends why we should not put all of our eggs in one basket when it comes to Fred Davis. Seriously, the guy has been an embarrassment since he was drafted (and we all know who drafted him and how well his other draft choices have worked for us, especially from that draft year). He oversleeps during camp? Now, I know some will say that's not a big deal, but how many rookies, vets, at any level for any sport do you hear of oversleeping like that? It is a complete precursor to his character and motivation for playing. We have the dope issue, two strikes, four games suspended, and now a self-represented pimp-cup trial detailing all of the losers that he has chosen to associate with? This guy is a complete tool, and anyone who adamantly said we needed to trade or cut Cooley for this joke should lose fan-card rights for a month!!!

[TheDane]