DCranon21 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Please take note of the following four points that I have outlined: 1. Rex Grossman does not have some sort of odd gray lump growing out of his right arm, nor is it a miniature building. You will note by the blast off imagery in his right triceps that Rex Grossman has a rocket arm. Maybe he doesn't actually, but it sure seems that way watching the game, and I though it was an appropriate touch. Forehead, I like the Missle Command city sketch you created. That's what got me rollin over here at work. :rotflmao: This is a classic thread. If you want to see his other classics. I suggest you try and find the Journey one he created. That is an instant classic on how he broke down Seperate Ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Wrong. The greatest Redskin quarterback of all time is:Clinton Portis. 116.7 career passer rating. EVERY ONE of his completions (3 career) went for TOUCHDOWNS. So, to extrapolate, if he played quarterback full time and threw a modest number of completions each season...say 200... that's 200 Washington Redskin touchdowns per season. Tom Brady looks like noodle-armed ***** compared to that. Let's resign Portis and make him a QB. I'll one up you. CP was a mere 3/6. 50%? Kevin Lockett is the best QB we've EVER had. 2/2... 2 touchdowns. Every pass that guy threw was for 6 points for the good guys, and he had 45 yards on those two completions! Portis only managed 47 on 3. Not to mention... CP GOT SACKED ONCE! Kevin Lockett is the GOAT. Not this Clinton Portis fellow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscarsandman Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Greatest thread ever! Bravo :applause: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WyomingRedskin Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I was hoping the OP was using sarcasm, but I didn't find any. Ummm......why are we saying this two games into the season exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrecker Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I was hoping the OP was using sarcasm, but I didn't find any. Ummm......why are we saying this two games into the season exactly? It's kind of like that Bob Newhart dry sarcasm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ancalagon the Black Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I was hoping the OP was using sarcasm, but I didn't find any. Ummm......why are we saying this two games into the season exactly? The sarcasm emoticon was in ninja font. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JerseyGator Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Shane Matthews wasn't half the QB Rex is - way too skinny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robotfire Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I'm confused. If Rex threw the ball through that wall, then why is he still holding it? Also, that was awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinsince72 Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 Awesome! Can't dispute anything the OP wrote. And if Rex breaks out for a 75 yard TD run and does a hand stand to celebrate......bam.....he's still #8. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteamRollingRiggo Posted September 20, 2011 Share Posted September 20, 2011 I think the OP needs to simmer down. 2 games does not make a season. Let's just see how this all plays out. I'm cautiously optimistic. HTTR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veretax Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I wouldn't say best ever. The rules are different than back then, but he's certainly been impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red8Rex Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 ASF is the man preaching the good word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKINSFAN87 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Although I don't agree with you, I give you credit for sticking to your guns. I hope ur right about the stats that he will have at the end of the year, that would be sweet numbers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Although I don't agree with you, I give you credit for sticking to your guns. I hope ur right about the stats that he will have at the end of the year, that would be sweet numbers. You damn imposter, GIVE ME MY NAME BACK!!! But seriously, Rexy is the answer. Forhead's post hit it right on the head. Any of you who don't see the light, well perhaps you should all go be Dallas fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Although I don't agree with you, I give you credit for sticking to your guns. I hope ur right about the stats that he will have at the end of the year, that would be sweet numbers. I feel like I dont even know who you are anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slacky McSlackAss Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I feel like I dont even know who you are anymore Don't fall for his trap, he's not the real skinsfan87. I AM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fnkdctr(007) Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 This is the best thread in extremeskins histtory. 1. The jokes that are actually true. There is always some truth in humor. 2. The rocket and wall with a hole....................Classic if only the kool-aid man was coming through rex would be even better. 3. I think you underplay the gunslinger attitude that can't be contained. add a six shooter holster and this wins epic win status for life 4. and how about a batman Twoface good/bad rex photo where its only good rex great rex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brave Little Toaster Oven Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Don't fall for his trap, he's not the real skinsfan87. I AM!!! I dont know what to believe anymore....up is down, white is brown....**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKSkinsFan Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 Hilarious thread, the picture is worth won thousand words or 500 which ever comes first.. ASF + Pitt42 = Solid liquid gold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinfan133 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 This has to be a joke thread. can'ttelliftrollorjustverystupid.jpeg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofdaroad99 Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 ready to have your mind blown everyone? (as if it already wasnt on this thread) All good Maryland fans remember the 2002 Orange Bowl, so we know what it means to have the dragon unleashed on us, not a fun thing to go through. His numbers in that game? Only a pedestrian 20 for 28 for 245 and 4 touchdowns, but heres the kicker, remember who his star reciever in that game was? NO YOUR WRONG not Jabar Gaffney it was Taylor Jacobs.....he had 10 catches for 170 yards and 2 touchdowns. Even Taylor Jacobs can shine while basking in the glow of The Sex Cannon, only proving this thread AND the OP 100% correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KDawg Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I think the OP needs to simmer down. 2 games does not make a season. Let's just see how this all plays out. I'm cautiously optimistic. HTTR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrecker Posted September 21, 2011 Share Posted September 21, 2011 I wouldn't say best ever. The rules are different than back then, but he's certainly been impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingofdaroad99 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 Im bumping this thread because it NEEDS to be bumped!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forehead Posted September 23, 2011 Author Share Posted September 23, 2011 Im bumping this thread because it NEEDS to be bumped!!! I appreciate that, but it might have lost some of its steam. However, I do look forward to updating the stats in the first post after the Monday night game, then bumping it for further proof that Grossman has already exceeded (or will exceed) the achievements of almost every person we've had play the position in our team's history. I'm still kidding, but I'm enjoying how long this has gone on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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