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Joe Bucks head removed from Troy Aikmans Butt during Cowboys debacle

Never before procedure performed in TV booth during game said to be successful. Buck should be able to return to work by next weekend. It is said his ability to dispense hot air was a signifigant factor in him surviving. Dr. Andrews was on hand and stopped what was originally projected as an amputation from the neck up.

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"Cowboys no longer favored to play in hosted SuperBowl after being shut out by underdog Skins"

But in Dallas: "Cowboys still favored despite shutout loss to Skins"

With the first line reading: "The referees favored Washington all throughout the game, and Dallas was without two starters on the line. When they get those starters back, they'll be unstoppable"

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Washington headline= Hail! Redskins Beat Dallas 27-10

Matt Mosley on Espn Immedieately after= Game didnt count they should have to play again and if anyone votes the redskins any higher in the power rankings ill pout and give dallas even more print time yeah if i ignore them then the skins will falter thats it..... Shoots self an hour later.

Not wishing death on anyone i just Hate mosely with a blind fury that is only reserved for the truest of the true mediots out there.

also dallas morning news

Dez Bryant Catches pass for 5 yards proves to be better than Randy moss and jerry rice combined. Cowboys lost but it dosent count since dez caught a pass

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